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so i go out in the garage to smoke a cigarette and i said to my wife why does my car look like its leaning, i go to the pass side and see the rear tire is flat WTF. my driveway is a slope not the kind you want to jack a car up on, so i blocked the front tires and put the e-brake on and only jacked up the right rear enuff to get the tire off. there was nothing stuck in it, but i did see a hole, when i put my tire reamer in the hole and moved it around i couldnt get the air to leak so i jumped in petes mark and took my wheel to the shop. i was able to push my reamer through the hole by hand so i assume thats where the leak was who knows. put a plug in it and threw it back on the car. i swear its from work one of the dicks at work is like a little :q:q:q:qing kid and shoots nails and screws and :q:q:q:q out of the shop towards the road with his air line all the time, this is the 3rd time i had a leak in my rear tires directly after leaving work. the next time i see him doing it i am gonna take his rear lug nuts off his dakota and let him leave like that. some people need the :q:q:q:q kicked out of them.
 
The worst thing I ever ran over was the pin that you put in a bumber hitch to keep it from sliding off and you put a carter pin in it! But anyways that sob was thick and put a big ass 3/4 inch hole in my tire. That sucked I also have ran over a piece of steel that looked like a nail but was about a foot long!!! It went in my tire all the way to where there was only about an inch sticking out! But that sucks Jamie I would definitely be taking his lugs off his wheels the next time you see him shooting nails into the road! WTF, who does that? "Duh, huh huh! Let's see how many people get a flat tire from these nails!" Fockin ashole
 
The worst thing I've ever ran over was a bent up car ramp Jack, it bounced out of the back of an old F150 I was behind on the freeway, he was haulin scrap metal and lost his junk right in front of me, I was in my 97 Trans Am doing 80 on I-10 west headin back to Houston from Beaumont. That thing shredded my front left wheel, bent the hell out of my kick panel, tore half my door off, shredded my left rear tire, then it flew across the highway and smashed some truckers window, then back across the highway hitting another semi and ripped his air lines apart....guess what happened next
 
i'm just tired of :q:q:q:q in the rear tires man theres 800 bucks in rubber on the back of my car thats all his whole truck is worth i'm just gonna tell my boss i cant come to work anymore because i cant park my car anywhere near the building, then he'll lay me off then i collect unemployment then i'll go fishing everyday damn i got this all figured out!
 
Why not just fire the idiot with the nail gun, after removing lug nuts of course
 
Dakotas are f'n junk. do it.. But i'd suggest putting 2-3 nails inback of each of his wheels if he parks regularly..Prop them up against it.
 
better yet, stick a screw driver through his radiator, then loosen his oil plug, then piss in his gas tank, put cynder blocks under his rear axle. Then to finish it all after going fishing, put one under his seat
 
I am sure the company insurance agent would be thrilled about an employee firing off a nail gun indiscriminately. Most companies would fire some one for that due to liability issues with any one that got struck by one of the nails.
 
tighten his oil plug until it strips...over tighten his lug nuts with some lock-tites...chain his rear bumper to a tree or a dumpster with the bumper bolts holding on with one thread...completely blacken out his tail lights with black paint...put "fuk the police" stickers on his tailgate...drill holes through his roof without drilling through the headliner...and etc......
 
Pour brake fluid in the window washer resevoir

and power steering fluid in his master cylinder

and water in the power steering pump.....or just put a bunch of old AA batteries in the gas tank
 
I had a flat in my lumina this morning too, right rear with a nail in it... bad luck couple of days i guess.
 
Put a tiny pebble under all of his valve stem caps so the tires slowly leak out.
 
As an adder to Dan's suggestion, Glue the pebble into the cap so after he fills his tires up again and put s the cap back on he will keep doing it to himself over and over again.

I think that would be fun to watch every day...LMFAO!!!
 
Rubber termites

stick a knife in his sidewall 5 min before he leaves work ,it leaks real slow who knows where it will go flat. "rubber termites"
 
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