You know you are a Lincoln car addict when.

[JAX.TRUX]

Found this on another sight - thought it described most of us in here - lol.

http://www.markviii.org/LOD2/lincoln_addict.htm

 

[2002WRXSTi]

I'm close on quite a few on the list

 

[thaywood]

Me too!

 

[UltimateSVT]

I read this out loud to my wife, she was lol.

 

[BIG ROLLER]

I relate to this one because I have to.

24. You spend 15 minutes driving around a crowded parking lot hoping to find that perfect spot, even though the movie has already started.

Damn handicapped parking.

 

[JAX.TRUX]

Waving

You wave at perfect strangers who have the same car as you...and they wave back!
LoL -- I have to set on my hands to keep from waving at everybody! :waving:

 

[Stangman]

In my case, it would be:

You own 4 mustang projects.... and yet, dump all the spare money into a wore out Mark Viii because you have a strange love for it. Lol that and the look on peoples faces when you blow by them at a 60 roll and just laugh as they can't catch you

 

[keVIIIn]

You only patronize convenience store whose cups FIT in the cup holder

I LOLd on this one..i literally only buy drinks that will fit the cup holder..some i have to have a cap for so i can put it in upside down so it fits in that sh*tty gen 1 cup holder.

 

[JAX.TRUX]

coffee

You only patronize convenience store whose cups FIT in the cup holder

I LOLd on this one..i literally only buy drinks that will fit the cup holder..some i have to have a cap for so i can put it in upside down so it fits in that sh*tty gen 1 cup holder.

lololololol ooo so true

 

[JAX.TRUX]

It Really Is

#35 You cannot stop smirking. .You eat lots of meat, drink lots of beer, don't exercise hardly enough, watch a lot of TV, and generally don't give a rat's patootie about your health, but MAN, you treat that car like it's the last living member of the species on Earth. Which it is, really.:gr_hail:

 

[MediumD]

There's a guy who posts on my local car forums named Jax. He's a furry. Any relation?

 

[JAX.TRUX]

Jax

There's a guy who posts on my local car forums named Jax. He's a furry. Any relation?

Don't think so --- still trying to figure out what a furry is -- im afraid to ask<g>

 

[JAX.TRUX]

#61

#61 You discover your spouse has a much broader vocabulary above 120 mph.
I know this to be true:headbang:

 

[NetKeym]

#61 You discover your spouse has a much broader vocabulary above 120 mph.
I know this to be true:headbang:

ROFLMAO! Too funny!

And you know it's funny 'cause it's true!

 

[JAX.TRUX]

#79

#79 You refer to the corner down the street from your house as "Turn One."

 

[the1andonlyGR81]

59. you save up for weeks to cut 2/10th's of your 1/4 mile time

 

[LaserSVT]

"After your answer to "How was your weekend?" the next question is always: "And you do this for fun? Right?" " :lol:

 

[JAX.TRUX]

2/10s

59. you save up for weeks to cut 2/10th's of your 1/4 mile time

lolol

 

[JAX.TRUX]

#31

#31 Your wife/girlfriend now points out Mark VIII's and can tell you the difference between a93, 94, 95 and a 96. not to mention the 97's and 98's.

Wife is learning this real fast - She pointed out a gen 2 to me last night lol:headbang:

 

[TheBigRedOne]

#31 Your wife/girlfriend now points out Mark VIII's and can tell you the difference between a93, 94, 95 and a 96. not to mention the 97's and 98's.

Wife is learning this real fast - She pointed out a gen 2 to me last night lol:headbang:

I saw a white Mark VIII on I-85 today and I told my Mom it was either a '95 or '96 cause it had the notches in the rear bumper for the tailpipes.

 

[JAX.TRUX]

notches

I saw a white Mark VIII on I-85 today and I told my Mom it was either a '95 or '96 cause it had the notches in the rear bumper for the tailpipes.

Dang i didn't know that - i thought guys were pointing them out by the hid lenses - should of asked my wife

 

[JAX.TRUX]

#84 The Wall Of Shame

#84 > You save broken car parts as "mementos".
I have a wall in the garage of broken car parts called [The Wall Of Shame]
Pistons - Valves - Ring and Pinions - A broken rod - an axle or 3 - pushrods - ujoints - tailshaft from a wide ratio toploader.
Dang that was fun:Bang

 

[2002WRXSTi]

#84 > You save broken car parts as "mementos".
I have a wall in the garage of broken car parts called [The Wall Of Shame]
Pistons - Valves - Ring and Pinions - A broken rod - an axle or 3 - pushrods - ujoints - tailshaft from a wide ratio toploader.
Dang that was fun:Bang

Ditto but with RB Mopar and BBC stuff

 

[JAX.TRUX]

broken parts

Ditto but with RB Mopar and BBC stuff

I still got my old 30-30 duntov cam lol - soon by 40 years -- dang

 

[98LSC32V]

I saw a white Mark VIII on I-85 today and I told my Mom it was either a '95 or '96 cause it had the notches in the rear bumper for the tailpipes.

You can further distinguish if it's a 95 or 96 by the rear emblems.