Barwick
Well-Known LVC Member
#%@!(*
With all the BS friggin stupid union idiots and their cohorts around here with their stupid "Out of a job yet? Keep buying foreign!!!" and "Buy American" bumper stickers and all that crap, about a year and a half ago I decided (against my better judgement) to buy a Lincoln LS.
And that's where the troubles started...
First thing, drivers side rear window won't go down. Cost to repair: ~$300 (you have to replace the whole mechanism... go Ford...).
Next, drivers side wheel bearing takes a dump. Cost to repair: ~$250
Next, engine starts hesitating. Turns out to be something that should NEVER go wrong on a car, EVER... valve cover gaskets. Cost to repair (if I hadn't done both of them myself and blown a ton of my own time): $1500.
Along with the stupid valve cover gaskets, Ford's brilliant "Let's put an ignition coil on EVERY cylinder!!!" idea resulted in me replacing them by my own labor one at a time (I'm up to four now), at a "reduced" price of a little over $50 apiece, total cost (with my own labor): $200+
Oh, wait, passenger side wheel bearing. Cost to repair: ~$250
Drivers side heated seat doesn't work anymore. Haven't even bothered to replace this, I'm scared to see what it'd cost.
Airbag clockspring went (that's great...) cost to repair: $350
Drivers side front upper control arm went next, cost to repair: $300
And, now today, on my way to lunch, what happens? Rod knock......
..........COST TO REPAIR: FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!!!!!
So, in short... #@(*% YOU FORD!!!
Way to introduce me to the world of domestic automobiles. I've owned TWELVE freaking RX-7's (you know, those notoriously unreliable cars that have little gremlins causing electrical problems, and rotary motors that are touchy as crazyGoNuts?), and I've been MORE frustrated with this piece of crap Ford than those TWELVE RX-7's combined.
With all the BS friggin stupid union idiots and their cohorts around here with their stupid "Out of a job yet? Keep buying foreign!!!" and "Buy American" bumper stickers and all that crap, about a year and a half ago I decided (against my better judgement) to buy a Lincoln LS.
And that's where the troubles started...
First thing, drivers side rear window won't go down. Cost to repair: ~$300 (you have to replace the whole mechanism... go Ford...).
Next, drivers side wheel bearing takes a dump. Cost to repair: ~$250
Next, engine starts hesitating. Turns out to be something that should NEVER go wrong on a car, EVER... valve cover gaskets. Cost to repair (if I hadn't done both of them myself and blown a ton of my own time): $1500.
Along with the stupid valve cover gaskets, Ford's brilliant "Let's put an ignition coil on EVERY cylinder!!!" idea resulted in me replacing them by my own labor one at a time (I'm up to four now), at a "reduced" price of a little over $50 apiece, total cost (with my own labor): $200+
Oh, wait, passenger side wheel bearing. Cost to repair: ~$250
Drivers side heated seat doesn't work anymore. Haven't even bothered to replace this, I'm scared to see what it'd cost.
Airbag clockspring went (that's great...) cost to repair: $350
Drivers side front upper control arm went next, cost to repair: $300
And, now today, on my way to lunch, what happens? Rod knock......
..........COST TO REPAIR: FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!!!!!
So, in short... #@(*% YOU FORD!!!
Way to introduce me to the world of domestic automobiles. I've owned TWELVE freaking RX-7's (you know, those notoriously unreliable cars that have little gremlins causing electrical problems, and rotary motors that are touchy as crazyGoNuts?), and I've been MORE frustrated with this piece of crap Ford than those TWELVE RX-7's combined.