What have you done, that 95% of the people here haven't.

[Screw-Rice]

Stole this idea form another board. So lets try not to embellish, just some crazy stuff that has happened to you, that hasn't likely been done by most.

-At 17, bought and wrecked a Trans Am within 10 min of ownership. Hit a guardrail at over 100mph. Car got on two wheels (pass side took the hit), and managed to keep it from rolling...barely. It was only one of a few guardrails on the road, keeping me from plunging a few hundred feet into a river bed.

-Beat a Mustang in my old T-Bird (heavily modded), 1 mile from the drag strip. Pulled him pretty hard, and didn't let off until 130mph. His girlfriend was pointing and laughing at him. He was shocked....and embarrassed.

-Ran from the cops when they raided a street race a week later. Was one of 3 cars to get away, out of about 30. About 3 miles later (while still running), almost sideswiped a cop while getting onto highway. Didn't realize how quick lane ran out while merging. He followed me until jackass in Camaro blew by at 100+...thanks Mr.Camaro

Edit: Just remembered, when I was 18 got raped by a striper in the VIP area. Thought I was charming...have never had a girl say it since.

-Was a bouncer at a club for a couple years....have many story's from that place.

 

[fossten]

Was playing limit hold 'em at the casino, flopped quad 8s and got beat by quad Kings. We just kept reraising each other until we realized we probably both had quads. Our table shared the $28,000 bad beat jackpot, and since I lost the hand, I got half of it. Not bad for a couple hours' work.

Once I went from zero to three girlfriends, and back to zero, all in one weekend.

 

[kustomizingkid]

Nothing... cause I'm boring

 

[Lincoln Luebbe]

I got married at 19 (almost 8 years now and still going strong!)
I have played drums in front of around 3,000 teens for the Mid-West Winterfest back when it was held in Cincinnati.
I have also been to Sao Paulo Brazil 3 times and literally sat on this beach and stayed in this hotel. The place is unbelievable!

http://www.dpnybeach.com.br/site/ingles/galeria.htm

 

[rustyrodder]

2 chicks at the same time

 

[PetesSweets86]

I got banned from LVC for Douchebaggery! totally worth it for the title!

 

[PetesSweets86]

2 chicks at the same time

your mom doesn't count!

 

[Lincoln Luebbe]

Oh yeah, I also was hit by a cement truck and I flipped over. Wasn't wearing my seatbelt. I literally crawled out of the back window. Only a scratch on my left shin where it hit the dash. He was doing about 20 in a 55 and I went to pass him. He thought it was a good time to make a lefthand turn without using his signal. Hit so hard I flipped over and landed in the ditch on the side of the road. Needless to say it totaled my 626. The guy didn't even get out to see if I was alright. He immediatley started making calls. My girlfriend at the time was following me back into town. And was able to call 911.
After being assured by the sheriff I wasn't at fault I went to the hospital to get checked out. And the next day when I went to pick up my ID I found out that I was cited. Turns out in Ohio the law is anytime you pass anybody ever you are supposed to honk your horn. I have lived here since 92' and have never ever ever seen anybody do it. The guy even admitted to seeing me trying to pass him and I was still cited.

 

[1bad4.6l]

I drove and loved an 88Yugo gvs for three years [baja'ed to hell].

 

[KD00LS]

Was playing limit hold 'em at the casino, flopped quad 8s and got beat by quad Kings. We just kept reraising each other until we realized we probably both had quads. Our table shared the $28,000 bad beat jackpot, and since I lost the hand, I got half of it. Not bad for a couple hours' work.

Once I went from zero to three girlfriends, and back to zero, all in one weekend.

Limit? Bah.

 

[ford nut]

Won the first drag race I entered, cut a .007 light in the final round......in a chevy yet.

 

[slowmkviii]

lost my DL 7 times in 4 1/2 years
Was at the street races in MN that was on the news that over 100 cars
got towed at
all I can think of now need to go do the dishes

 

[rayner601]

was in a porta john doin my business and it got hit by a concrete truck and knocked over
stole a car when I was 19
some other stupid :q:q:q:q that I am sworn to secrecy on

 

[02LS8Lincoln]

1.got arrested for shop lifting at JCPennys with over 500 dollars worth of merchandise when I was 18.
2. Ive been married two times and im only 28...lol!!!!!
3. Went to Mexico in 2005 and visited the ancient ruins of Chi-Chi nitza.

 

[topher5150]

1.got arrested for shop lifting at JCPennys with over 500 dollars worth of merchandise when I was 18.
2. Ive been married two times and im only 28...lol!!!!!
3. Went to Mexico in 2005 and visited the ancient ruins of Chi-Chi nitza.

I went to Chi-Chi Nitza too, and the Xunantunich ruins in Belize

 

[DieselDan]

I gave bone marrow to someone I never met. National Marrow Donor Program found me as a match for some guy with milodisplasisumthinorother... I'll find out in June if he lived. I hope he did.

 

[02LS8Lincoln]

Topher im going back in the summer...im getting me a full package with hotel and all...im going to eat and drink my life away in Mexico.

 

[n8bachelor]

I have jumped out of a plane solo.

 

[topher5150]

Topher im going back in the summer...im getting me a full package with hotel and all...im going to eat and drink my life away in Mexico.

you should check out Guadalajara too, beautiful architecture

 

[02LSE96LSC91SE84TC]

As a prank years ago we dismanteled a picnic table and reassembled in the dome shaped monkeys bars at a park near me.

This left the chain that locked the table to a tree laying on the ground.

Next day we found the table chained inside the monkey bars, like it was going anywhere.

One of the funniest moments of the day. Table was in there for years.

 

[ground_zero298]

Bought a continental, banged a fat chick, had shrapnel from a 155 removed from my knee from a freak artillery accident (maybe lowest bid is not always best on stuff that goes boom)

 

[stone17]

I weigh about 500 lbs :shifty: about 2 years ago but now I weigh 270 lbs.
I quit smoking about 2 months ago.

 

[fossten]

I have over 10,000 posts on this forum.

 

[cadillackman]

was in a porta john doin my business and it got hit by a concrete truck and knocked over

we used to roll those things down the nearest hill!
Me, sibling & friends stole one of these (see pic) & did bad things with it before laying it down, in our own neighborhood.
in the late 90's My friends & I ran the choo-choo on a drunk chick. When we dropped her off later that night, her boyfriend was outside, she tried to hide but we pushed her out of the car. Apparently, they had been fighting, which is how we met her, I'm pretty sure the events that took place didn't help much!
I busted an xtra large can of pepper spray into a cafeteria trash can during lunch. It cleared the entire wing out within 10 minutes. It was epic.

In the 10th. grade, we bought a sheet of acid to sell @ school. Someone reported us & my brother got caught with 30 hits. His friend found me & told me about it 3 minutes before I was searched. I gave my 23 hits to a headbanger friend. My best friend jacked up the price on the remaining hits & we came up $10 short of breaking even. I didn't see my brother for 2 years.

I've done many other things that i'm grateful I got away with. I'd love to share, but not in this setting

 

[kustomizingkid]

I have over 10,000 posts on this forum.

Easy...