Wash your Mark VIII

[Frogman]

Oh dear Lord, don't start with the Chuck Norris "facts". :lol:

 

[Big Mike]

Sorry. Just something I heard.

 

[philly0420]

I heard that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are real. Chuck Norris ate four turtles and when he chit them out, they were six feet tall and knew karate.

 

[LaserSVT]

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

 

[BlackLS06]

Right.

Maybe I'll run into Chuck. :lol:

Oh dear Lord, don't start with the Chuck Norris "facts". :lol:

Chuck norris invaded iraq by himself.



Best part is i actually read that one taking a crap in a john...while in baghdad.

 

[BAD97LSC]

Chuck Norris was Dr. Martin Luther King's dream.



Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.

 

[LaserSVT]

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.

 

[fastmark1993]

my mom and sister thought it would be hillarious to draw a bunch of dicks on the hood of my car in the dirt. them being woman pushed down hard and it scratched through, you can still see it if you look. that was like a year ago

 

[philly0420]

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.

He wan't born, he just got tired of wearing his mom.