This Just In

[Nova Prime]

I heard that during Micheal Jackson's funeral there were 100,000 kids singing in unison....Can't touch this.

 

[BAD97LSC]

what were his last words in the ambulance?



take me to all childrens hospital.

 

[ONEBADMK8]

When Farrah was ready to pass on She said the only thing she could Wish for before she went was for ALL the kids in the World to be safe, POOF MJ dies.

 

[chicken]

MJ went to heaven but hes black again so he asks god if he could make him white *poof* "hi billy mays here with oxy clean!!!"

 

[Aquabrit]

:lol:

I heard Michael Jackson's body was going to be recycled into Lego bricks - so the kids can still play with him!

 

[TDUB]

I heard the official ruling of death was that he choked on a twelve year old nut.

 

[Go Fast Get Tickets]

Why did MJ go to K-Mart? He heard little boys pants were half off.

 

[slickemhoundd]

What did Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common.........







40yr old meat in 10yr old buns

 

[JWerner2]

Well since someone else bumped this one up for me to see...


I wondered how the beauticians at the funeral home decided on what skin tone to use without argument for his viewing.

Tough decision.