New intake gonna run 10's in 1/4 haters step off

[Right on the Mark]

As some of you may no i'm a super smart guy. I done graduated from the turd grade. I was out huntin and shot and missed and up came bubbling crud. The oil guys came and paid me 1000 dollars so I bough this here fancy camera and this fast intake. I know the car will run 10's now cuz all race cars have this!!! I just need some more hose clamps and run the feul line. Should do a 10.50 now!!! What you guyzz think??

 

[ford nut]

ROFL....
I think youz gonna have puter problems....

 

[95MkViii]

WOW, how dose that fit under the hood LOL.... but you lost me, i have no idea what you have done..

is that a carburetor?

 

[philly0420]

Our cars might be twins. Opal grey guts?

 

[Right on the Mark]

ROFL....
I think youz gonna have puter problems....

I don't need no stinkin computers!! Those are for rocket ships. Duhhh

 

[UltimateSVT]

Really well done CGI!!! Photoshop? or MGI PhotoSuite? Godo job though, had me fooled for about 2-3 minutes then I realized there's an air intake still intalled.

 

[Raped Ape]

Nice try, that thing is just sitting on top of the intake runners for a funny gag.

 

[95MkViii]

im pretty sure its not shopped. but if it was damn good job.

 

[Right on the Mark]

Nice try, that thing is just sitting on top of the intake runners for a funny gag.

This is not a gag. With the oil money I got some dam good new hammers and files!! I can make anything fit now. Oh I have a monkey rench too.

 

[BIG ROLLER]

Well I guess if you do stick the carb on,with the proper intake of course,there is nothing wrong with the dare to be different thing.

Would like hear how the car would be running though.

 

[Right on the Mark]

Well I guess if you do stick the carb on,with the proper intake of course,there is nothing wrong with the dare to be different thing.

Would like hear how the car would be running though.

LOL Come on did you read my first post? Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffin glue.

 

[BIG ROLLER]

Hey,I wasn't really sure if you were serious or not. HAHAHA!

Wasn't April Fools on Friday?

 

[Frogman]

Wasn't April Fools on Friday?

Some people are... slower than others.

 

[BIG ROLLER]

Some people are... slower than others.

You Sir are not very nice.

I have my moments. HAHAHA!

 

[Frogman]

I wasn't classifying you as one of them... slower people. Well, originally, anyways. Now, I'm not so sure. :lol:


And no. I'm not nice. You should know that by now.

 

[Right on the Mark]

I wasn't classifying you as one of them... slower people. Well, originally, anyways. Now, I'm not so sure. :lol:


And no. I'm not nice. You should know that by now.

I said GOOD DAY SIR!

 

[LaserSVT]

I thought the original post was funny but was even funnier when reading how others thought it was serious or a photochop! :lol:

Im sure with enough Gorilla tape you can make it work.

 

[Frogman]

Nope. Gorilla tape won't work. Has to be duct tape and bubble gum with a liberal application of bailing wire... for all the sensors and the like.

 

[Right on the Mark]

Gooorilla tape cost to much! I was just gonna sheet metal screw it down and seal it with some sillicon.

 

[LaserSVT]

Prolly easier to just bolt it to the hood since its flatter. Then you wont have to use as much silicone.

 

[Raped Ape]

It would be just as easy to leave it sit there and just slam the hood shut and call it a year..

 

[billcu]

Looks like too much CFM to me.

 

[ONEBADMK8]

Ill run you on my blown 900hp Expedition?? You in??

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[ONEBADMK8]

I said GOOD DAY SIR!

Willy Wonka rocks!

 

[Right on the Mark]

Ill run you on my blown 900hp Expedition?? You in??

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I just got done havin sex with my sister and saw your pics and said yeehaa. That done be a 8 second ride right theres. You got me beat.