My tailgater deterrent...

[98lincmk7lsc]

I thought about doing this a long time ago, and then resigned myself to not do it, cuz it's kinda dumb. But, the whole last week has been really boring, so on Tuesday, on my weekly junkyard run, I found a small rear windshield washer bottle, pump, some tubing, and some nozzles from a 99 (i think) Ford Escort wagon. At work, I made up a sheet metal mount for it to mount to the side of the trunk (ended up being a bad place for it), and subsequently made my own nozzle due to crappy spray flow of the windshield nozzles.
Here's what I did...
Oh, and I know it's super dirty and looks like crap, so you don't need to remind me.

YouTube- tailgater deterrent 1
YouTube- tailgater deterrent 2

 

[k9t8m]

wow. you need a life.

 

[dnehthend]

haha, you're going to get shot

 

[98lincmk7lsc]

Yeah, probably. I do stuff like this when I'm bored.

 

[98lincmk7lsc]

haha, you're going to get shot

Yeah, I only plan on doing that to people I know.

Oh, and I think I forgot to say, but it sprays like 15-20 feet.

 

[Kstills]

Well, this made me laugh out loud...

 

[cadillackman]

My brother had an old Geo Metro & pointed the drivers sprayer @ traffic. He blocked the other side to make it spray further. He nearly got us killed by some hillbillys one night. Good luck with that.

 

[slowmkviii]

thats awesome but you should use it on tailgaters and probably die it red

 

[1bad4.6l]

I would totally do that to strangers. Shouldn't be ridin' my ass and talkin on a cellphone. Fill it with green food coloring.

 

[Infarc]

Put oil in that thing and you are 1/4 the way to your own Spy Hunter car!

 

[Staffamerica74]

My friend had a setup where it would dump anti freeze into the cat of his car.... big white smoke show hahahah.

 

[LaserSVT]

In my youth a mad a nozzel that sprayed trans fluid into the exhaust tip on my RX-7. Used to smoke out azz holes behind me all the time. :lol:

 

[cadillackman]

Fill it with urine, aim at convertibles.

 

[02LS8Lincoln]

man I had that on my old Aerostar on the rear top of the hatch door it had the windshild washer sprayer so I would put a opened up pen in it and it would spray the hell out of people.....lol!!! those were my high school days.

 

[covshark]

Fill with Brake Fluid......eat away some paint

 

[UltimateSVT]

I say all of the above but before that... Mount a camera on your rear glass & record it while it's being put to use! We want to see it!

 

[CobraStar_LS8]

put "this what happens to tailgaters" on youtube and we can see them swervin' their cars tryin' to dodge the heck away from it...lol

 

[LINCBRA]

I second the pee idea...

 

[98lincmk7lsc]

I second the pee idea...

Yeah, I don't really want a bottle of pee in the back of my car though.

 

[MediumD]

Ahahaha I remember a buddy of mine in high school did this on his Jeep, good times..

At least do some yellow food coloring so it looks like pee.

Now this reminds me I think I still have the pump out of my old 94 Mark...

 

[Green Machine]

dont bump the shoot button when you're at a stoplight. it might be a cop behind you. lol...

 

[TDUB]

Lol this reminded me of my girlfriend's old Cherokee that had a broken spray nozzle. That thing was classic at red lights.

 

[ford nut]

LOl funny but dangerous!

 

[UltimateSVT]

In Miami this can cost you your life... still worth the risk! lol

 

[Stangman]

Fill it with urine, aim at convertibles.

With a bumper sticker on the trunk that says "incontinent midget in trunk" LOL