Freakin stray cats !!!

[Fla02LS]

To give a slight history, both my LS's being black have showed little paw prints walking across the car. Its always bugged me but i thought nothing about it. Earlier this week i noticed in the morning my hood was covered in hair/fur. I thought what in the world caused this? Two days later the hood is covered in fur again and its all smudged up. I figured its gotta be one the few stray cats running around my neighborhood. This time after washing and cleaning it up there are two slight scratches on the hood. AHHHHHHH !!! F*CKING STUPID ASS WORTHLESS F*CKING CATS !!!! Have i ever told you guys i hate cats. I go to leave today and the F*CKING cat is sitting on my front porch table. I chased it away, come home later and its sitting on the hood of the car across the street. F*CKING CAT !!! Anyways, it looks like i got to take a trip to the auto parts store for some antifreeze.

 

[northstar11]

Yea thats a bad deal. My brother came out of the house one morning and found a cat on the hood of his pontiac. He got his 22., I got my 20 gauge, and it just dint have enuf lives to go around. Rest in peices, kitty.
God have mercy on the furballs if I find one on my car!

 

[postalUT]

Northstar, did you burn ants as a kid? You should've just called animal rescue.

 

[GWL]

Northstar, did you burn ants as a kid? You should've just called animal rescue.

Animal rescue for a cat? They would laugh you off the phone. Not many places have laws preventing the roaming of cats.

 

[NickLS]

You want to hear a horrible cat story.. back before I had my LS, (in my college days) the one night.. The one and only night I leave my windows down (just ever so slightly, about 6 inches).. I wake up and go into my car to find cat hair everywhere inside.. But that's not the worst part...

The worst part was to be slapped in the face when I open my door with the horrible stench of cat spray.. That's right.. Cat spray that sat all night long on cloth seats. I tried scrubbing, cleaning, everything but putting some lighter fluid and a match to it..

I never did get the smell out of it..

 

[decibels5]

I hate fu<king cats too. you have 1 or 2 stray cats. I have 3 fu<khead neighbors that have 4,3,and 5 fu<kin cats. every time i see them, I want to get a bucket of water and drown their little arrogant @sses. Did i tell you, I hate fu<king, worthless, lazy, pieces of sh1t, stinking, clawing, b1tch @ss cats. and kittens too, because they grow up to be inbreeding little fu<ks, just like their parents. Im going to harborfreight this weekend to buy a trap. on sale for twenty bucks. Oh yeah , I have a fu<kin cat cousin family that lives in the woods by my house. A fu<kin racoon family. These fu<kers get into my trash, like a fu<kin manged dog. I even put a lincoln ls tire and rim to keep the little fu<kers out. didnt work. bought bugee cords, chewed through them. theyre going down too. Sorry ass animal catchers, said they wont catch them, but if i do, they will pick them up. farewell to these little fu<ks.:gr_devil: :gr_devil: :leghumper :Bang

 

[NickLS]

WHOA!! Dude... Language...

 

[StankinLincoln]

cats are great

dont be mad cause you dont have everything handed to you and you have nothing better to do then sleep 18 hours a day and play around the other 6. big fluffy pretty kitties.

 

[natevines]

Time to go hunting, sounds like.

 

[DLS8K]

I hate fu<king cats too. you have 1 or 2 stray cats. I have 3 fu<khead neighbors that have 4,3,and 5 fu<kin cats. every time i see them, I want to get a bucket of water and drown their little arrogant @sses. Did i tell you, I hate fu<king, worthless, lazy, pieces of sh1t, stinking, clawing, b1tch @ss cats. and kittens too, because they grow up to be inbreeding little fu<ks, just like their parents. Im going to harborfreight this weekend to buy a trap. on sale for twenty bucks. Oh yeah , I have a fu<kin cat cousin family that lives in the woods by my house. A fu<kin racoon family. These fu<kers get into my trash, like a fu<kin manged dog. I even put a lincoln ls tire and rim to keep the little fu<kers out. didnt work. bought bugee cords, chewed through them. theyre going down too. Sorry ass animal catchers, said they wont catch them, but if i do, they will pick them up. farewell to these little fu<ks.:gr_devil: :gr_devil: :leghumper :Bang

I wouldn't drown them. What I have heard works best is to drive a nail into the end of a baseball bat and then start clubbing them. If it works on baby seals, I am sure it would work on cats.

 

[segxr7]

Yea thats a bad deal. My brother came out of the house one morning and found a cat on the hood of his pontiac. He got his 22., I got my 20 gauge, and it just dint have enuf lives to go around. Rest in peices, kitty.
God have mercy on the furballs if I find one on my car!

That is horrible. I would never even DREAM of shooting a cat that was sleeping on my car. What in the hell is wrong with you?

What if you missed and hit the car?

 

[SoonerLS]

I'll tell you what, you'll be begging for cats when a &%^*ing rat eats your &%^ing wiring harness. Yes, I feed all the strays that visit my house.

Too bad the coyotes feed themselves; stary cats tend not to last too long around here.

And if you hate f**king cats, I would suggest that you stop doing it--they probably don't enjoy it, either.

 

[bill5]

What a thread... threatening to poison and brutalize animals. You guys need to keep things in perspective. Most likely they are people's pets. Talk to THEM, rather than taking it out on the animals. I can't believe that you're even serious.

 

[scjmc]

I had a cat piss in my 71 stang about 7 years ago. The bad part is that the cat got in the window because someone had busted it out and slashed my tires. Icing on the cake I guess. Anyways I hate to say it, but you may have to resort to a *gasp* car cover. I bought one for my LS over a year ago and---I swear I will take it out of the box soon.

 

[DLS8K]

What a thread... threatening to poison and brutalize animals. You guys need to keep things in perspective. Most likely they are people's pets. Talk to THEM, rather than taking it out on the animals. I can't believe that you're even serious.

I think most people aren't serious. When I suggested clubbing cats with a bat like they do baby seals......I meant it because it really works. Yeah, when I get bored I typically find myself burying cats in the dirt so just their head pokes out then run them over with a lawn mower. Let's see, what else do I do? I also like to find other small animals and put them in the microwave so I can watch them explode.........I find cats to be a little large so I always go for the kittens instead.

Also, if you believe any of this........than you would also believe that the first thing I do in the morning is kick my dog and then light him on fire in the back yard.

 

[Kelleyo]

Jeffrey Dahmer would feel right at home here.

 

[2001LS8Sport]

Do what my son does. Paintball gun. Man...that runs dogs and cats off for good! And the paint will wash right off the car if you get some collateral damage. Actually, just chase them off the car, flip the gun to full auto, and let them have it. With any luck, they run right home...they usually do because their hurtin' a bit...and they go in the house with fresh paint on 'em and spread it all over the carpet and furniture. Serves the owners right for not taking care of their pets.

 

[taylor414ce2003]

got to admit this post has made me laugh

cats hate citrus so if you wiped your car down with a wax or cleaner with citrus in it they would stay away not nearly as fun as a 12gauge but a lot less mess

 

[J3FF]

THis whole thread is hilarious.

Just shoot the cat in the ass. It wont be back, turst me.

 

[Fla02LS]

The cat that i took a picture of is the indeed the cat in question, and it doesnt have a home, its all nappy and grungy. I have a pellet gun with a laser sight that i could pick that thing off real easy, but i would be afraid of breaking something else over the stupid cat. My 9mm is just simply too loud, and umm...illegal to just start shooting. I really dont want to do anything that is going to get tracked back to me, nowadays with camera phones who knows, some neighbor could end up filming the entire thing. My method of choice is going to be some cheerfully placed anitfreeze in a nice bowl for him. Going to put in right in front of my car. From what i have read, the anitfreeze makes them kinda drunk for a few hours then their liver shuts down and they die. Normally takes about a 24 hours for them to be dead and all a cat needs to ingest to be lethal is about a teaspoon. And screw anyone who has the "Dont do it" attitude. Cats are worthless, its not somebody's pet, its been causing fights with other cats and crying all the time. Its been messing up my car, now it scratched it, its annoying and it has to go. Sorry if that seems harsh.

 

[Calabrio]

This thread is pathetic. Poisoning and brutalizing animals because they might walk on your car?

Here's an idea- buy a car cover before you torture animals.
Impotent little pu55ies hoping to inflict pain on smaller animals for no real reason. Poison? opening up gun fire? How long did you guys wait with flacid penis waiting to compensate by winging a domesticated animal with a shot gun and rifle? By the way- you said he "didn't have enough lives..." how many shots did it take you two wick pricks to succeed in actually killing the animal?

Miserable arse h0les seem to be drawn to support this thread.

 

[Calabrio]

From what i have read, the anitfreeze makes them kinda drunk for a few hours then their liver shuts down and they die. Normally takes about a 24 hours for them to be dead and all a cat needs to ingest to be lethal is about a teaspoon. And screw anyone who has the "Dont do it" attitude. Cats are worthless, its not somebody's pet, its been causing fights with other cats and crying all the time. Its been messing up my car, now it scratched it, its annoying and it has to go. Sorry if that seems harsh.

Call animal control rather than torturing it with poison, you effeminate twit. They do respond to exactly that. And if you really want to make them jump, let them know that some dirtbag with micropenis intends to poison it with antifreeze....

You could also just hit it with water from a hose everytime it comes near your yard. It would eventually be trained to avoid that spot.

Of course, by leaving anti-freeze laying around, you also risk poison EVERY wild animal, stray, or loose animal in the area, including children. Antifreeze is not only toxic, but it smells and tastes sweet, it attracts EVERYTHING.

Furthermore, what part of a cat is hard enough to actually scratch paint? Does it have horns? A dog sleeping on your hood, yeah, it'll scratch. A cat. Not very likely.

Or how about you get a sword - that's very phallic.

 

[Fla02LS]

Call animal control rather than torturing it with poison, you effeminate twit. They do respond to exactly that. And if you really want to make them jump, let them know that some dirtbag with micropenis intends to poison it with antifreeze....

You could also just hit it with water from a hose everytime it comes near your yard. It would eventually be trained to avoid that spot.

Of course, by leaving anti-freeze laying around, you also risk poison EVERY wild animal, stray, or loose animal in the area, including children. Antifreeze is not only toxic, but it smells and tastes sweet, it attracts EVERYTHING.

Furthermore, what part of a cat is hard enough to actually scratch paint? Does it have horns? A dog sleeping on your hood, yeah, it'll scratch. A cat. Not very likely.

Or how about you get a sword - that's very phallic.

Wow..must be a animal/cat lover huh? And if i called animal control to come get this flea bag, what do you suppose is going to happen to it a little down the line? Its gonna be euthenized, its not a house pet. Hell, i'm just saving some of our tax dollars. Anyways, i'll try to answer some of your concerns.
"Hitting it with water".....yeah sure, thats what i'm gonna do. Spend all my time outside with my hose looking for a cat. If a human gets within 15 ft of the cat it runs.
"Poisoning every wild,stray, loose animal"..... I am putting a bowl in my driveway, in front of my car parked in MY driveway. I have never seen any other animals roaming around our neighborhood, sorry but i dont live in some nature reserve. But, it would be bad timing for them for hang out in my driveway for the next few days.
"Children"....Again, its a little bowl by my car. I have a 4 yr old and i have taught him not to go to other peoples driveway and drink out of a random bowl of green liquid in front of someones car. Not too worried, plus it wont have enough to harm a human, plus it'll be in my garage when i am gone. Only gonna put it out overnight.
"What part of a cat can scratch paint"....I am guessing his claws??? The scratches are very slight, but nonetheless still there. Werent there three days ago, and they just happened to appear right under where the fur and smudged were. Coincidence? I think not. If it was on my car and bolted when it sees someone i am sure it can scratch the paint.
"Sword"....Dont own one. Plus like i said, the cat wont let you get within 15 ft of it. Spear...maybe?

P.S. If your an animal lover go tell your mircopenis story to all those shooting deer right about now.

One more thing...Calabrio, your mentioning of the word "penis" so much is a little troubling and quite gay.

 

[Calabrio]

Wow..must be a animal/cat lover huh?

I'm not an vegetarian, but I do respect life.

And if i called animal control to come get this flea bag, what do you suppose is going to happen to it a little down the line? Its gonna be euthenized,

Assuming it wasn't adopted, it might be euthanized. However that's far different than being poisoned, slowly dying over the course of a few days, and having the internal organs shut down slowly.

Also, it's different than having a pair of uncoordinated as5holes opening fire and leaving the animal to crawl off somewhere, with broke bones, to bleed to death or starve to death.

its not a house pet.

No, if it was, this would also be a property issue.

Hell, i'm just saving some of our tax dollars.

No, there's more to it than that. And if you're motivation was "pure" you'd find a different option. For example, trapping it and releasing it somewhere else. Or, shooting it with water. Or covering your car. Or doing a little research and find a different alternative, rather than torture.

Unless that makes you feel powerful or something.

Anyways, i'll try to answer some of your concerns.

No, you're going to make lame-as5 excuses.

"Hitting it with water".....yeah sure, thats what i'm gonna do. Spend all my time outside with my hose looking for a cat. If a human gets within 15 ft of the cat it runs.

Oh, you wouldn't want to inconvenience yourself when you have the option to demonstrate power and torture an animal.

"Poisoning every wild,stray, loose animal"..... I am putting a bowl in my driveway, in front of my car parked in MY driveway. I have never seen any other animals roaming around our neighborhood, sorry but i dont live in some nature reserve. But, it would be bad timing for them for hang out in my driveway for the next few days.

Ah--- the "tough crap" argument.

Tres macho, wickprick. Try another excuse.

"Children"....Again, its a little bowl by my car. I have a 4 yr old and i have taught him not to go to other peoples driveway and drink out of a random bowl of green liquid in front of someones car. Not too worried, plus it wont have enough to harm a human, plus it'll be in my garage when i am gone. Only gonna put it out overnight.

I can only imagine the quality and depth of the empathy you are teaching that spawn of yours. Torture things that leave footprints? Well done..

"What part of a cat can scratch paint"....I am guessing his claws??? The scratches are very slight, but nonetheless still there. Werent there three days ago, and they just happened to appear right under where the fur and smudged were. Coincidence? I think not. If it was on my car and bolted when it sees someone i am sure it can scratch the paint.

Did it buff out?

But, clearly, that's worth torturing an animal to death.

"Sword"....Dont own one. Plus like i said, the cat wont let you get within 15 ft of it. Spear...maybe?

Spear- yeah, that would make it feel like you were swinging more... good idea. Make sure it's a really long one though. You have a lot to compensate for.

P.S. If your an animal lover go tell your mircopenis story to all those shooting deer right about now.

Oh, I'm sorry... you didn't mention you intended to EAT THE CAT. Perhaps I missed that part of the paragraph.

One more thing...Calabrio, your mentioning of the word "penis" so much is a little troubling and quite gay.

You're the guy who's looking to compensate for a short coming, not me. You're a homophobia is just a another sign of your sexual insecurity.

trap the animal, call animal control, or cover your car, :q:q:q:q:q:q:q.


Antifreeze poisoning occurs in two stages: In the first stage, the ethylene glycol in the antifreeze causes a drunken appearance in the animal within about 30 minutes which may continue for several hours. After passing through stage 1, the animal appears to recover. Stage 2 begins when the dog's liver begins metabolizing the ethylene glycol, changing it into more toxic substances. Within 12 to 36 hours of ingestion, these metabolites have reached such a level that the dog's kidneys stop functioning.... pleasant and peaceful death. Kidney failure.

 

[decibels5]

Sounds like you watched your childhood pet get ran over by a semi. Still some open feelings, huh. theres always the pet cemetary. people like you are the reason there are so many stray animals, you feel bad, so you keep feeding the little bastards and they keep reproducing. go drop them off somewhere else, come on thats why my neighbors have so many dam cats, because my block is a drop spot.