I won't take up multiple spots, but I park waaaaaaay out in the back.
I had a brand new Black 05CTS. Always parked it in the back end of the lot, and drove my kids nuts. They complained every time about having to 'walk so far' to get into the store or whatever.
So we're going to Gettysburg one weekend, and I pull into an eatery. The kids are already mocking me about where I'm going to park, so I say screw it, there's a spot right in front so I park there.
Coming out of the front door after we're done eating, I can see the ding in the side of the car where some mother:q:q:q:qing :q:q:q:q:q:q:q had opened his goddam door into the side of my car.
Never again.....