ford nut
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Frickin cold. going to work last week.
Chicken....I got you beat.
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Frickin cold. going to work last week.
Frogman
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I woke up this morning and urinated all over my nuts because it was 32 degrees outside and my already tiny dick had retracted even more in order to stay warm.
at least thats not every morning for you, like it is for me!
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Sapperfire
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So basically what you're telling us is, it inverted and you really do have a vag
HANG THE EXPENSE
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frogman
I will PM you my address so you can send me a new laptop damnit.
I will PM you my address so you can send me a new laptop damnit.
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.....?
Raped Ape
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He probably thought your coment was so funny that he either pissed on his self of choked up on it reading it.
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If he pissed himself and ruined his laptop, inquiring minds want to know why he had his willie out while browsing the internet. If he choked up on reading it... What did he choke on, his laptop? If so, I want to know why he was trying to ingest it.
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He probably had the same invertion of little willie as you did from the cold. Had no other direction of pee flow than straight up hitting his chin then off his chin to the laptop.
I will let him answer on how that happened being the only way that could of happened was being naked. :eek2:
I think I do not want to know. :slam Going elsewhere on board thank you.
ford nut
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Froggy
I think your brain is being affected by the fumes from the carbon fiber your messing with!!
I think your brain is being affected by the fumes from the carbon fiber your messing with!!
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Frogman
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Oh, I don't know about that... my brain's been messed up long before the Carbon Fiber thing. Gotta be a little screwed in the head to do the things I do.
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chicken
SHEOOOOOOOOT
bah, i got a pic of -30 from last year. last year was cold this year is snow!
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So this is why you didn't call that number ..
EIt's either that, or it's because I'm not a man-whore.
mespock
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Well your not a kid ... so what kind are you..
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I'm the kind that parents should be warning their daughters about.
On a side note... This was taken late this morning. In the daytime, so suck it, ford nut.
On a side note... This was taken late this morning. In the daytime, so suck it, ford nut.
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Old buddy of mine used to say "it was so cold this morning, I had to stick my finger up my ass and yell SNAKE! to get my pecker to poke its head out so I could grab it to piss!" LOL!
Old buddy of mine used to say "it was so cold this morning, I had to stick my finger up my ass and yell SNAKE! to get my pecker to poke its head out so I could grab it to piss!" LOL!
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I didn't even know whether or not that display even had a negative sign on it... until this year.
ford nut
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I'm the kind that parents should be warning their daughters about.
On a side note... This was taken late this morning. In the daytime, so suck it, ford nut.
It was a little colder today so I snapped a pic.
Bite me Frogman.