Who wants to buy my collectors edition?

stangkiller98 said:
maybe the guy couldn't drive. yea it's closed but it's still there, you can still get in
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So you're sticking to your story, that you raced a 1/4 mile at sunset...which just happened to be a 3/8th mile OVAL track....that closed in 2000.

M'kay..whatever you say McFly.

In case you flunked out of Geometry, an OVAL is a freaking circle...except it's oblonged (<--sorry for the big word)
 
ford nut said:
I dunno look at that frickin redneck holding a gun.


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hell yea!

welcome to TEXAS dammit!

you'll git used to it.....dont let the gun scare ya, just paint a dial in on and put'r in the other lane part'ner.

That is the same logo with minor revisions since div 4's inception
 
you are reading what you found on google, you live in texas, have you ever been to nebraska? yes the place is closed but you can still get in,you know nothing about me so ''story teller'' you can shove that up your a$$ so because google says it's closed doesnt mean it doesnt exist, it's still there.
 
stangkiller98 said:
you are reading what you found on google, you live in texas, have you ever been to nebraska? yes the place is closed but you can still get in,you know nothing about me so ''story teller'' you can shove that up your a$$ so because google says it's closed doesnt mean it doesnt exist, it's still there.
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I know your a great story teller..please go on...
I find you stories intriguing even if they are absolute FICTION.

NO SRT4's were harmed, beaten or blown up in this thread...any resemblance to actual events is purely co-incidental
 
stangkiller98 said:
you are reading what you found on google, you live in texas, have you ever been to nebraska? yes the place is closed but you can still get in,you know nothing about me so ''story teller'' you can shove that up your a$$ so because google says it's closed doesnt mean it doesnt exist, it's still there.
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I'm sure it is still there...

So here is how the story goes?

You trespass onto a closed racetrack with a guy in an SRT4, then you go onto the track with no staging/lighting/girl waving a flag etc... proceed to "race" on unkept clay with I'm guessing street radials. Then you go around the track for an unknown distance at which time you appear to be ahead of the SRT4... does that sum it up?

Were you on the inside or the outside of the track, because in a circle that does matter...
 
Sure you can... but you would need to actual measure out the distance, and you would have to start at a different spot on the track to account for the fact that the further out you go the longer the track is...
 
kustomizingkid said:
I'm sure it is still there...

So here is how the story goes?

You trespass onto a closed racetrack with a guy in an SRT4, then you go onto the track with no staging/lighting/girl waving a flag etc... proceed to "race" on unkept clay with I'm guessing street radials. Then you go around the track for an unknown distance at which time you appear to be ahead of the SRT4... does that sum it up?

Were you on the inside or the outside of the track, because in a circle that does matter...
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i was inside, i have a buddy who lives right around the corner of the track it was in the middle of the day, and his cousin has the srt4, so were hanging out f ing around and he says let's run em so we drove around the track a few times , with me ahead of him witch means I WIN:D
 
SO, now we're to believe that your 4000lb Luxoyatch owned a FWD car on a dirt circle track?
 
your buddies cousins SRT4...

sounds like a priest a rabbi and monk...walk into a bar.

my buddies cousins SRT4 walked into a bar after getting beat by a Lincoln

even in a joke it doesn't sound believable.
 
XLRVIII said:
SO, now we're to believe that your 4000lb Luxoyatch owned a FWD car on a dirt circle track?
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Don't really care if you believe me or not but for you to call me a story teller is a lil outta line when you know nothing about me, it is possible to beat a srt4 it's not a :q:q:q:qin vette or a viper, and we were pretty much :q:q:q:qing around, honestly i thought he would beat me but he didn't. so your next post i will get all excited and tell eveyone your a great story teller.
 
stangkiller98 said:
Don't really care if you believe me or not but for you to call me a story teller is a lil outta line when you know nothing about me, it is possible to beat a srt4 it's not a :q:q:q:qin vette or a viper, and we were pretty much :q:q:q:qing around, honestly i thought he would beat me but he didn't. so your next post i will get all excited and tell eveyone your a great story teller.
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Ooooo look he CUSSES and LIES..

I'm not calling you a story teller, your freaking LYING...Liar.


you knew nothing about that track, other than it's name, until you GLEANED the information from this thread, THEN your story changes..

FuggingLIAR.
 
NOW your catching on..
We only had to drag your lyingass for 1.5 pages
 
According to Road and Track

93 Mark VIII 1/4mile: 15.8 sec@ 93.0 mph

04 Neon SRT4 1/4 mile: 13.9 sec @ 103 mph

this is stock for stock.

Quite a difference there. The mark vii would have to be extremely modded, not just exhaust and chip to beat a stock srt4 (if someone knew how to actually drive.)

Im not saying I dont believe you, but he had to be seriously doing something wrong.
 
k9t8m said:
According to Road and Track

93 Mark VIII 1/4mile: 15.8 sec@ 93.0 mph

04 Neon SRT4 1/4 mile: 13.9 sec @ 103 mph

this is stock for stock.

Quite a difference there. The mark vii would have to be extremely modded, not just exhaust and chip to beat a stock srt4 (if someone knew how to actually drive.)

Im not saying I dont believe you, but he had to be seriously doing something wrong.
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Road and Track don't run them in the clay.......those numbers don't mean chit.
 
k9t8m said:
According to Road and Track

93 Mark VIII 1/4mile: 15.8 sec@ 93.0 mph

04 Neon SRT4 1/4 mile: 13.9 sec @ 103 mph

this is stock for stock.

Quite a difference there. The mark vii would have to be extremely modded, not just exhaust and chip to beat a stock srt4 (if someone knew how to actually drive.)

Im not saying I dont believe you, but he had to be seriously doing something wrong.
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i guess he was, i was never bashing your srt i just don't like em but my opinion, XLRVIII went a lil overboard we were messin around and i beat him so what not a big deal, i do love your mark collection tho:D
 
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