Story Time

[LoSo]

Well I hope everyone had a good Halloween. Mine was ok, except for a couple things. So I was over at a friends house who was having a party, and we were standing out in his driveway drinking and handing out candy to the kids. I had the LS parked basically right in front of his house but it was partially blocked by a bush. Well we hung out there for a few hours and I had plans to go out to the club. I planned on leaving the LS there, but he wanted it in the driveway. So I pull it up in the driveway and get out and noticed its been egged!! Yea I was pretty pissed that somehow this happened right in front of me. Anyways I still went out and came back the next day to get it. As we pulled up I noticed something under the rear bumper on the passenger side. It's a potato crammed in my exhaust tip wtf. I'm hardly in this guys neighborhood, and don't have any enemys that I know of lol. Oh well egg yoke washed off and no other damage done. Can anyone top that??? Lol

 

[Andrizzle]

My LS got towed this weekend.

Went up to where I went to school (oklahoma state university) and it was a party weekend with halloween and a big game (texas vs osu) there. The place I was staying has resident parking only and they will tow so I always park in the guest spots, but those are off limits on gamedays because the city literally floods full of people and everyone tries to park close, and this complex is fairly close to the stadium.

Anyways my buddy tells me of a lot I can park in and not get towed because he has done it before, so I do it. We have like running jokes about it because one of our friends once got towed for parking somewhere during gameday too, it is basically impossible to park anywhere where you're not a resident during gameday in this city.

So I park there friday night, and saturday is the game - so after lunch I decide to go down the corner and check on the LS, see if it is still there. Go down there and sure enough the spot I was parked in is now filled with a large expedition and a tint with ppl under it tailgating... So I go to the parking staff and ask if they towed a black car, they say yes.

Long story short, I had to walk all the way to the police station cuz its impossible to drive anywhere on gameday and then get a ride to some shady wrecker company's impound lot where some creepy guy missing teeth and all lets me in to get my car.

$150 later I am driving my LS out of what seems like a trailor park backyard full of cars that have also been towed, but theirs were much shittier cars lol...

I am wondering how they towed it onto the flatbed, cuz there was a flatbed charge since it couldn't be towed away via wrecker truck. My parking brake was still engaged and everything when I got in my car. I guess they dragged it onto the flatbed. ;[

 

[starfox86]

My girlfriend got a letter from an unknown sender yesterday. On the front of the card was a picture of Obama and it said Happy birthday (signed Pres. Obama). when opened up it said, "thought this would look great on your desk", then some one hand wrote, :"You Are Sick!....O!" i have no idea who it was from and why they put my fiances first name and my last name on the envolope. It pisses me off when you get stupid crap like that! For a second I thought there might have been anthrax in it.