Porsche Boxster and 2 brats

Once upon a time (you know it'll be good) I was picking my wife up from work. I was in the righthand lane that allows you to continue straight, a guy in a large jeep with ~38" tires was to my right in the lane you make a right hand turn from (with a no turn on red sign).

The light turns red, we both step on the gas, he starts into my lane while my front bumper is by his door. I start on the horn and am at panic braking levels to keep him off my hood, and he flips me off.

I followed him on up the road at a distance, he moved to the left lane, as did I. I removed my Gerber EZOut from my pocket. We came to another light, he moves to the far left lane to supposedly make a left turn.

It was night-time, so seeing the cross traffic signals was pretty easy. I slowly rolled up tight beside him as the light turned yellow, slipped that Gerber into his sidewall, light turned green, I pulled away to a very loud hissing sound and looked in the rearview to see his passenger side headlight slowly sink as I pulled away.

Those 38s were super easy to reach from my window. Drive up satisfaction unrivaled by any Burger King.

Flipping anyone off is a BAD idea. I'm normally one of the more level headed people around. It was my first ever brand new vehicle, so I was protective and VERY pissed.
 
Two lanes merge into one and I was in the proper lane, just cruisin. This jackass (who actually lives 3 doors down from me) comes flying up and merges over coming within inches of the side of my car so I swerve over into oncoming traffic while laying on the horn . He gives me the finger then follows me to my friends house (I was dropping him off) and throws his milkshake at us. Anyway I was 16 at the time and I called the cops thinkin they would help but instead they told me if I wanted to pursue the situation I would be arrested for disorderly conduct (he must have told the cops quite a story). Gotta love cops vs. young people, no matter what its the kids fault.
 
rickztahone said:
that iceman is a crazy dude. once i drove by a crazy guy like that. he cut me off really bad and then i kept honking my horn for a while and tailgate. i pull up next to his car and shows me what i would assume to be a .357...needless to say i backed the f$%& up, lol. then i said, "it's me who should be pissed, not him!"... $hit happens
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Shoulda called 911, and followed the guy til he got pulled over, drug out of the car, and cuffed. That'll teach his ass to wave a gun around like a douchebag.

Rifleman@LaymansPC.com said:
Once upon a time (you know it'll be good) I was picking my wife up from work. I was in the righthand lane that allows you to continue straight, a guy in a large jeep with ~38" tires was to my right in the lane you make a right hand turn from (with a no turn on red sign).

The light turns red, we both step on the gas, he starts into my lane while my front bumper is by his door. I start on the horn and am at panic braking levels to keep him off my hood, and he flips me off.

I followed him on up the road at a distance, he moved to the left lane, as did I. I removed my Gerber EZOut from my pocket. We came to another light, he moves to the far left lane to supposedly make a left turn.

It was night-time, so seeing the cross traffic signals was pretty easy. I slowly rolled up tight beside him as the light turned yellow, slipped that Gerber into his sidewall, light turned green, I pulled away to a very loud hissing sound and looked in the rearview to see his passenger side headlight slowly sink as I pulled away.

Those 38s were super easy to reach from my window. Drive up satisfaction unrivaled by any Burger King.

Flipping anyone off is a BAD idea. I'm normally one of the more level headed people around. It was my first ever brand new vehicle, so I was protective and VERY pissed.
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Awesome :D
 
LOL I love these stories!!

I got another one for ya. Back when I was 22 I had a 2000 SVT Lightning and I was in the right hand lane and I could see in my review this rusty old Explorer swerving in and out of traffic like a big DB. He got up to where I was and swerved right in front of me, I had to swerve out of the way to miss him and ran up on the curb. I got on it and caught up next to him at the next light. He was in the left lane so I pulled up close and started yelling up a cuss storm. His girl rolled down the passenger window and was dropping F bombs all over the place so I took my full cup of 3 day old chew spit and drilled her in the chin with it!! It got all over her face and on her nice white "I'm Bossy" tank top! As soon as the light turned green I romped it and squalled my big Eagle F1's for a good 50 feet or so before they caught and I was gone in a flash! Needless to say I will remember that for the rest or my life!
 
I might as well tell some of my road rage stories. :D (these were in a foreign country, but are 100% true)

First incident was back in 1998 - I was cycling by some shops when a vehicle pulled into me. (was an 80's Suzuki FJ something or other) Anyway, I swore at the person, not realizing it was a huge guy covered in tats who was drunk! Anyway, he chased me all over and tried to run me down. My only route of escape was to get off and throw myself and my bike over a fence into a school field - the F*cker smashed through the fence and continued to try and run me down. Luckily, I got away.

Second incident was also 1998 - cruising through town with my cousin (driver) and some buddies. We jumped a red light and annoyed a car full of doormen! Anyway, they chased us into a dead end and they smashed into us head on - both cars were locked together and the only way to escape was to reverse... For several miles. The one time we stopped, 2 of the guys ran at the car and one started hitting my door with a machete. We reversed all the way to the police station, only to find it was closed.

Third incident (2001) involved some Muslim extremists - didn't like me being in 'their area' - chased me and tried to force me into a line of parked cars. Anyway, I rammed them into a concrete median and their car got totaled. I drove home. :)
 
I am a foreigner! :D

Those incidents were in my home country of England. It's what happens when you have too many poor people in a close space, a lot of illegal immigration and a police force and judicial system that are inadequate at best. Glad I left. :D I have yet to have a problem with any US citizen - people here are just more civilized.
 
I always thought you English were a little crazy. Just take some of your Football matches for example!! LOL :D
 
Yea well this one time a minivan wouldnt stop when I said to so I shot a round through his engine.. That was in Iraq tho :shifty: lol
 
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