"I've got one. Not quite as cool as Katshot's but it's a Fleetwood none the less."
Yes it is. All Fleetwood alright!

I think the problem is that you Lincoln guys are a little different from your typical Cadillac guys.
The typical Cadillac owner generally falls into one of two catagories;
1. Older educated professionals.
2. Young urban gangsta wannabe's.
And niether would really fit in here.
Lincoln owners also have an older professional group but, lack the young urban gangsta wannabe's. Instead, they have a direct off-shoot from the Mustang crowd. This group is NOT like anything you'll find in a Cadillac group. There is a definate hot-rod mentality that just plain doesn't exist with Cadillac. Yeah, there's a small group of STS/ETC owners that have modded their cars, and yeah there's a small group of guys like me that have modded their Fleetwoods but, they are just plain too small of a group overall.
Bottom-line: you have a culture clash here that is not likely to support a Cadillac/Lincoln family group.