Dipstick question

[kaha]

Man, I feel like a dipstick posting this. But I've hunted through documentation, google searched for images, searched under the hood repeatedly, and now I'm all GRAAARRR.
:Bang
I cannot find anything that resembles a transmission fluid dipstick on my '96. Is there one? If not, could some kind soul point me in the proper direction to becoming a Mark VIII owner who knows how to check his tranny fluid? :wrench

 

[LaserSVT]

Its hidden very well between the AC accumulator and the passenger side head. Very low and below/behind the heater core lines. Its in a stupid spot cause all you do is burn yourself when checking it.

 

[BlackLS06]

At least you guys have one.

 

[kaha]

Its hidden very well between the AC accumulator and the passenger side head. Very low and below/behind the heater core lines. Its in a stupid spot cause all you do is burn yourself when checking it.

Thanks!
That really sucks, but now at least I can check it.