Can I strangle my wife?.... PLEASE!!!!!!!!... Confused rant.

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I spent two days going through ALL of our baby clothes and stuff. Sorting EVERYTHING out for our town yard sale. We live in a town of 2300 people. Once a year, the whole town has a yard sale. People from all over the area comes to it. Anyway... After I had put everything(baby furniture) in the garage from the babsement. About 7pm, the wife informs me "I am not through, I want another baby".:eek: ...... WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!! I just turned 39. We have two girls, 16mons & 6yrs. In order to have a third baby. We have to plan it right. So the baby is due. During my slow season a work. Which means, I will be 40 when the baby is born. She has planned it out already. Start trying in Dec and Jan. Be due Oct or Nov.
 
lol you'll be 61 by the time she can legally drink lol

if it makes you feel better you have plenty of experience to handle a 3rd and hope it's a boy to give your hand-me-down genes too
 
haha! it's great when they make those decisions all by themselves isnt it? hopefully you get a son... so much easier. i'm glad i have a boy. i only have 1 dick to worry about instead of 1000 :lol:
 
haha! it's great when they make those decisions all by themselves isnt it? hopefully you get a son... so much easier. i'm glad i have a boy. i only have 1 dick to worry about instead of 1000 :lol:

I've heard that before but the way I heard it is 1 dick instead of all of them lol.
 
You have to give her the old "Back RuB" Ther way it works is you do it from behind and you pull out and let it fly and give her the back rub.

At least she gets a back rub...... If she complains tell her she was lucky to get the back rub it could have been worse..

Good luck stay strong
 
You have to give her the old "Back RuB" Ther way it works is you do it from behind and you pull out and let it fly and give her the back rub.

At least she gets a back rub...... If she complains tell her she was lucky to get the back rub it could have been worse..

Good luck stay strong

ewww i dont wanna touch that stuff!!! lolol

dunno pepps i just have never wanted any and dont like them
 
Wow, nothing like deciding something big without the other haha. I do not want kiddies but if it happens, it happens.
 
if you decide on getting snipped, let me know b/c im also considering this option.....see im going thru the same situation with my g/f.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Laughs me, the guy with 4 kids. Get any car projects you are considering done right now! Otherwise you will have a lot of great ideas and a bone stock LS in your driveway. (it's in the driveway because the wife is using my spot in the garage again).
 
lol...when reading fast, I thought the subject was can i strangle my wife....
 
;) Just had my second at 41! dallys.jpg

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