Stupid guy + Toyota Camry = Big laugh for me

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So im driving home today and i notice in the rearview a white Camry weaving in and out driving like an a$$. A light turns red and its me and this Camry side by side. I glance over at him to give a "your an a$$hole" kinda look and its like a 60 yr old man, so im thinking what the hells up with this guy. I was looking down at the radio not paying attention, and the light turns green and i hear the Camry chirp its tires and floor it. For some reason i decided to punk this old guy so i slam it over to SST and go after him. He had atleast a 2-3 car head start on me. I easily caught him and stayed right even with him while we're both accelerating, i unrolled my window... shook my head at him while giving him a thumbs down gesture. He started mouthing something to me and then gave me the middle finger. I then returned the middle finger, downshifted and pulled away from him like he was standing still. Then the best part was as im pulling further and further away the next light up ahead turned yellow and i had plenty of time to make it but he had to slam hard on his brakes as to not run the red light. I extending my hand out the window and gave him a nice little wave goodbye. Had a good little laugh after that.
 
Next time, do it with a latte in one hand and wave to them with the other. That REALLY pisses them off!
 
Nice.those things have decent take off.
 
brentalan said:
Dude, 14.5 1/4 mile, they'll walk a stock Lincoln!
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eeeh i stayed pretty even with one until we both had to hit the brakes. This was a while back, my car was bone stock too

looked like this, same color and everything:

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JMT03LSV8 said:
Next time, do it with a latte in one hand :blah: :blah: :blah:
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Ironically, I've actually done that to a brand new (at least, it had paper tags, but don't think it was a 2010 though) 350Z.

Poor guy was pouring the coal to that little V6 getting on a freeway onramp )two lanes into one at the end of the onramp) while I was accelerating in a medium fashion and sipping my nice, hot, Extreme Bean latte.

As I was passing him, I looked over and his passenger (hot chick) was just plain staring at me and saying something to the driver who I suppose was too busy controlling all that enormous power under his car's hood, and couldn't be bothered to look over at me.

I raised my cup a few inches in a greeting and then told the car's ECU that I wanted 2 lower gears, the turbos to be fully spooled up "now" and sent a memo to the stern German under the dashboard (actually, he's in the passenger side kick-panel), that I wanted him to make sure we don't lose any power due to tires breaking loose under the planet jump-starting torque values the engine was about to deliver, by planting my right foot past the click-through. I was slightly annoyed that I greeted both of them and neither one so much as bothered to return my greeting with a simple wave.

Of course, the turbos jumped at the chance to sing, the exhaust became extremely upset at all the extra air it had to move by changing it's quiet demeanor notes into a note of all hell breaking loose (I don't think the exhaust got the memo we were gonna go fast...??), the tires wanted to break loose but the German nanny did his job, and I leaped forward with ease.
On a side note, I really have to stop romping on the go-go pedal while in tunnels. That exhaust note scares the hell out of people behind or next to me.

The looks on both their faces were priceless as I peeked into the driver's side rear-view mirror after I passed them. Of course, once we were on the highway, he just had to show me up by doing a mad tYte flyby at well over 85MPH. I guess he showed me, though.
 
Frogman said:
Ironically, I've actually done that to a brand new (at least, it had paper tags, but don't think it was a 2010 though) 350Z.

Poor guy was pouring the coal to that little V6 getting on a freeway onramp )two lanes into one at the end of the onramp) while I was accelerating in a medium fashion and sipping my nice, hot, Extreme Bean latte.

As I was passing him, I looked over and his passenger (hot chick) was just plain staring at me and saying something to the driver who I suppose was too busy controlling all that enormous power under his car's hood, and couldn't be bothered to look over at me.

I raised my cup a few inches in a greeting and then told the car's ECU that I wanted 2 lower gears, the turbos to be fully spooled up "now" and sent a memo to the stern German under the dashboard (actually, he's in the passenger side kick-panel), that I wanted him to make sure we don't lose any power due to tires breaking loose under the planet jump-starting torque values the engine was about to deliver, by planting my right foot past the click-through. I was slightly annoyed that I greeted both of them and neither one so much as bothered to return my greeting with a simple wave.

Of course, the turbos jumped at the chance to sing, the exhaust became extremely upset at all the extra air it had to move by changing it's quiet demeanor notes into a note of all hell breaking loose (I don't think the exhaust got the memo we were gonna go fast...??), the tires wanted to break loose but the German nanny did his job, and I leaped forward with ease.
On a side note, I really have to stop romping on the go-go pedal while in tunnels. That exhaust note scares the hell out of people behind or next to me.

The looks on both their faces were priceless as I peeked into the driver's side rear-view mirror after I passed them. Of course, once we were on the highway, he just had to show me up by doing a mad tYte flyby at well over 85MPH. I guess he showed me, though.
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Good stuff.

Although i will say that the engine is the 350z is pretty damn good and puts down a lot of hp and torque for being an n/a 6cyl engine.

And with bolt ons it can take on an 8cyl. A stock 350z puts down to the wheels about what a stock LS does but with less weight.

How much hp and torque you putting down with that cobra??
 
Having ridden in/driven that CL......I can tell you the description posted above is dead ON. Love that V12TT torque.

MIke
 
Lincoln Jealous said:
fu<king with senior citizens.....real appropriate
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I look at it the opposite. Why the hell are senior citizens getting their A.J. Foyt on while visiting Orlando? I see so many minivans, fusions, camrys, suvs.....all rentals and these old guys are flying around. I got no real thrill from stomping on a Camry. I got my thrill off of making the red light when Mr. Foyt didnt have the balls in his Camry to make it and seeing his face as he had to slam on his brakes.

On the complete opposite spectrum.... Today on the highway i passed a brand new sick looking Porsche. Two guys in it driving about 45 on a 65 mph highway where everyone goes minimum 70. Something kinda funny about seeing everyone having to swerve around a Porsche going too slow.
 
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