Curious about this Gen II in Houston

I'd say he is bsing about the trans... it's prolly shot...

That being said that color combo is gorgeous.... I'd buy it just because of that.
 
damn, that is literally "around the corner" from my place.

Strange I haven't seen it, but I guess the guy aint driving it.

<---wishes I had the cash it'd be GONE.
 
I would be all over that car! Love that color combo and it only needs a trans and drivers seat power track. I bet $1400 takes it. Just let him know that the issue is a bad trans and his part wont fix it. Can even tell him to come here and we will confirm it. A 3rd gear shudder is bad in a Ford AOD, means it is ready for a rebuild.
 
GMAN said:
Is this a decent price with the tranny issues?
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IF it actually HAS an issue, it's a little high priced.

But..there stands a pretty good chance that a Mercron 5 swap would solve that problem.(hate to admit that outloud)

He's probably gotten it diagnosed and symptoms point to the EPC.

One sniff of the dipstick would tell if it's got Mercron V or Mercron III.

G'man, COME OVER.. drive your car down and we'll take mine and go walk around it and smell it's dipstick...haha
 
I was about to say, that he prolly has the dreaded 3-4 gear converter shudder. The original owner prolly never changed the trans fluid. Plus it's in texas, so heat is definately an issue. Does look real nice tho.
 
Clear Lake Area, Clear Lake Area, Clear Lake Area, Clear Lake Area, Clear Lake Area,
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Hey man, where is the car at?

I have been told by my apartment complex that I am only allowed 2 parking spots, so I must sell my project car.
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Apartment Complex? What are you, 25?

It is a beautiful Lincoln Mark VIII LSC.
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I'll have to take your word for it, looks like you used your kid's Disney Goofy camera.

This is a FAST car.
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FAST as compared to what, exactly? What you call going fast, I call cruising speeds

This is a 2 door sports Luxury Car.
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Are you sure it's a 2 door? Looks like a 3 door.

Not your Grandpa's Lincoln.
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My grandpa never had no Lincoln.


I have the BLUE Texas title in hand.
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Uh-Huh... But I want the PURPLE TX title. You got that one?

I won't accept ANY trades. Don't ask. Cash only, and I am pretty solid on $1850.
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Well damn! I was gonna see if you wanted to trade your Mark for my Bugatti Veyron. Too bad you don't take trades.

The tags are current.
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Oh Goody...?

It is in very good condition. Only a small door ding/dent in the passenger side door.
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So then... It's not in such good condition?


Brand New Tires on the front.
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Too cheap to put 4 new tires on it?

Car is in very good shape for a car with 157000 miles.
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Uhhh. Ok. If you say so, Sparky.

ICE COLD AC.
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Doubt it's ICE COLD. That would mean the air's coming out of the vents at 32F. A little too cold for my nuts.

Good leather, great interior.
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This, coming from the guy who says a car with a ding is in good shape? You'll pardon me if I don't take your word for it?

Very clean, obviously it was well taken care of by the orginal owner.
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And you? You just trashed it?

The airshocks were replaced with passive shocks,
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WTF are passive shocks? Please tell me you didn't put shocks up front... you did, didn't you!?


so that EXPENSIVE part is already done.
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By the previous owner who was too cheap to PROPERLY fix the suspension... check.

The only thing left to do
on it is replace the EPC Valve in the transmission to make it run perfect. I already bought it. Just don't have access to a
garage to do it in.
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So, to save 100 bucks by having a mechanic install it, you're selling it?

As of now, it is definitely drivable, but pretty much need to keep it in 1st. and 2nd. Gear
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Pretty much? In first and second gear? Right. So, what you're saying is that as long as I wanna cruise, I'll be OK?


(car has awesome manual shifting performace for an AutoMatic transmission) since the valve is causing a shudder
in 3rd.
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An AutoMatic, huh? Is that different from a regular plain jane Automatic?

Once fixed, it should be good to go. I would do it myself, if I had a garage to do it in, since it isn't exactly an EASY fix,
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Nothing is an easy fix if your brain cell count rivals that of an amoeba.

but it is very-much do-able for someone that is even slightly mechanically inclined.
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So.. which is it? HARD to fix, or easy to fix for someone who knows the difference between a wrench and a hammer? What are you saying, you're too dumb to know it?

This is the only problem with the car right
now that I know of.
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Right. That YOU know of. I think we've established you don't know Jack about cars.

Like I said, it is my project car, and I was planning on doing this when I had the money to take it to a
mechanic since I didn't want to do it along the street.
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Have you heard of "Storage"? Wait. That would cost money. Never mind.

If you don't have the money to take the car to a mechanic for a simple fix, I wonder what else you've passed up fixing on the car because it was "fine"? Have you ever even changed the oil? Well, not you, personally. I doubt you would ever be able to find the "710" cap.

Basically, you need to jack up the car, drop the Transmission pan, and
replace. Easier said than done, I know :)
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I thought you said it was a hard fix a couple of sentences ago? Make up your mind, Skippy!


I also have a window trim beauty kit that I purchased for the rear window, that I haven't put on yet either.
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"We ain't goin' nowhere ma', but we sure be stylin' with our new winder kit!"

Clear Lake Area, Clear Lake Area, Clear Lake Area, Clear Lake Area, Clear Lake Area,
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So the car is in Clear Lake Area? Are you sure? Just wanna make sure I didn't mis-read the location.

Do me a favor. Please read this thru to the end before calling me, I don't want to answer the same questions over, and over and
over, when they have been answered in this listing already.
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Oh, believe me, Skippy! I did read the whole description, and by your description, I'm going to have to pass on the car.

The car has 157000 miles.
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EXACTLY 157000 miles? Cause if it has 157001 miles, I'm gonna kick your ass all over Clear Lake Area.

Blue Title in hand.
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Damn you, I want the Purple title!

Cash only. $1850 solid.
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What? No JuJu Beans? You racist prick!

Motor runs great.
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This, coming from the guy who can't make up his mind if the tranny is an easy fix or a hard fix.

Transmission needs some work.
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Is this your professional opinion?

New tires on front, good rubber all around. Good interior. Good exterior and paint.
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Was your daddy a parrot? Quit repeating yourself, not everyone has the memory span of a goldfish... like you seem to.

Beautiful car for a great price.
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Is it now?

If you want it,
bring your cash, since I obviously won't let you drive it away with only a deposit.
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Well damn! There goes my idea of stealing the car. 2nd gear gets you going pretty damned quick.

If you want to hold it until you have enough
money for the total amount, I would accept a $250 deposit to hold it for you until you have enough money.
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But... but... but.. Your apartment complex people won't let you keep it! Where will you hold it till I have the cash?

Car is very drivable, but I would probably fix it before making it your daily driver.
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Would it work as my nightly driver? Or do I still have to fix it?

Obviously, it is up to you.
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No... really?


BTW, the driver seat is
all the way back for a tall driver. Something isn't right with the power seats, so it is left all the way back since I am 6 feet tall.
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So.. another problem with the car then? I wonder, what other problems there are with it.

AC blows COLD air.
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Yes, Dory, we remember. (Nemo reference)

No calls after 9:30 PM !!!!!!!!
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I can't call till 9:31 PM. Damn.

605-664-3351 (my cell number, use this one if you want to talk to me, I will respond.)
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What? I have to call that EXACT number to talk to you? What if I call 605-664-3352? I can't talk to you then?

281-749-5136 (home phone, but I am not home very often. You can leave a message if you can't call my cell)
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Can I call your home phone after 9:30 PM?

You can also contact me thru my email. Just click on the link at the top of the listing to contact lister (me)
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OHHH! THAT'S how CraigsList works! Man, the whole contact thing has been stumping me for years!

Please use email if at all possible, since it is hard for me to understand some people on the phone,
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Hearing Aids. Look into a set.

and in email,
it is rather easy to figure out what people are saying :)
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W0rD, y0! I wan by th maD tYtE ride y0 holla!

No calls after 9:30 PM !!!!!!!! [/quote[


Ok Dory. No calls after 9:30PM. Maybe I'll call you at 0200 (that's 2:00 AM) just to annoy you and ask about the car.

Clear Lake Area, Clear Lake Area, Clear Lake Area, Clear Lake Area, Clear Lake Area,
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So the car is in Austin, right?
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He does sound like a dumb ass.
I bet its beat to piss but worth the cash because of the color combo.

You go look GMAN??? Tommy??
 
Wheres it at again? :D


I too wondered about the keeping of the car if he is not allowed to keep it there. :lol:
 
Tell him he needs a complete trans. rebuild and it's $200 for a seat track. The heat doesn't work and the dent is gonna cost $3-400 to repair. I'll bet that the neon, headlights, and the other seat track is messed up. Offer him $1000. A nice color combo doesn't make up for 157k miles. I might be too cheap. lol
 
like XLR said a Mercron 5 swap should fix the problem but you need to drive it to feel the problem yourself
 
Frogman said:
Hey man, where is the car at?



Apartment Complex? What are you, 25?



I'll have to take your word for it, looks like you used your kid's Disney Goofy camera.



FAST as compared to what, exactly? What you call going fast, I call cruising speeds



Are you sure it's a 2 door? Looks like a 3 door.



My grandpa never had no Lincoln.




Uh-Huh... But I want the PURPLE TX title. You got that one?



Well damn! I was gonna see if you wanted to trade your Mark for my Bugatti Veyron. Too bad you don't take trades.



Oh Goody...?



So then... It's not in such good condition?




Too cheap to put 4 new tires on it?



Uhhh. Ok. If you say so, Sparky.



Doubt it's ICE COLD. That would mean the air's coming out of the vents at 32F. A little too cold for my nuts.

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This, coming from the guy who says a car with a ding is in good shape? You'll pardon me if I don't take your word for it?



And you? You just trashed it?



WTF are passive shocks? Please tell me you didn't put shocks up front... you did, didn't you!?




By the previous owner who was too cheap to PROPERLY fix the suspension... check.




So, to save 100 bucks by having a mechanic install it, you're selling it?



Pretty much? In first and second gear? Right. So, what you're saying is that as long as I wanna cruise, I'll be OK?




An AutoMatic, huh? Is that different from a regular plain jane Automatic?



Nothing is an easy fix if your brain cell count rivals that of an amoeba.



So.. which is it? HARD to fix, or easy to fix for someone who knows the difference between a wrench and a hammer? What are you saying, you're too dumb to know it?



Right. That YOU know of. I think we've established you don't know Jack about cars.



Have you heard of "Storage"? Wait. That would cost money. Never mind.

If you don't have the money to take the car to a mechanic for a simple fix, I wonder what else you've passed up fixing on the car because it was "fine"? Have you ever even changed the oil? Well, not you, personally. I doubt you would ever be able to find the "710" cap.



I thought you said it was a hard fix a couple of sentences ago? Make up your mind, Skippy!





"We ain't goin' nowhere ma', but we sure be stylin' with our new winder kit!"



So the car is in Clear Lake Area? Are you sure? Just wanna make sure I didn't mis-read the location.




Oh, believe me, Skippy! I did read the whole description, and by your description, I'm going to have to pass on the car.



EXACTLY 157000 miles? Cause if it has 157001 miles, I'm gonna kick your ass all over Clear Lake Area.



Damn you, I want the Purple title!



What? No JuJu Beans? You racist prick!



This, coming from the guy who can't make up his mind if the tranny is an easy fix or a hard fix.



Is this your professional opinion?



Was your daddy a parrot? Quit repeating yourself, not everyone has the memory span of a goldfish... like you seem to.



Is it now?



Well damn! There goes my idea of stealing the car. 2nd gear gets you going pretty damned quick.



But... but... but.. Your apartment complex people won't let you keep it! Where will you hold it till I have the cash?



Would it work as my nightly driver? Or do I still have to fix it?



No... really?




So.. another problem with the car then? I wonder, what other problems there are with it.



Yes, Dory, we remember. (Nemo reference)



I can't call till 9:31 PM. Damn.



What? I have to call that EXACT number to talk to you? What if I call 605-664-3352? I can't talk to you then?



Can I call your home phone after 9:30 PM?



OHHH! THAT'S how CraigsList works! Man, the whole contact thing has been stumping me for years!



Hearing Aids. Look into a set.



W0rD, y0! I wan by th maD tYtE ride y0 holla!

No calls after 9:30 PM !!!!!!!! [/quote[


Ok Dory. No calls after 9:30PM. Maybe I'll call you at 0200 (that's 2:00 AM) just to annoy you and ask about the car.



So the car is in Austin, right?
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holy helll!! Awesome;) email the link to him, he'll understand better!
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he talks about manually shifting his auto and wonders why the trans. is having problems. lol.
 
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