Can I strangle my wife?.... PLEASE!!!!!!!!... Confused rant.

[richduty455]

birth control in her food.....that way you can still get luck ALOT and not have it work

 

[XLRVIII]

uhm.. I cant believe people are suggesting that "he get snipped".

This isn't one of those "mods" that is gonna be easily hidden from the Mrs's!

She's probably gonna wonder why he's sitting on a bag of her frozen peas.

 

[XLRVIII]

I just turned 39. We have two girls, 16mons & 6yrs..

I just had my first (a boy thank god) at 43.

if you are gonna do it, your RIGHT at the cutoff point
(<--no pun intended, sorta) HAHA

man, you got two girls, roll the damned dice and make a boy this time.
(tip, you gotta hit it DEEP to put the stem on it)

 

[Outkast]

uhm.. I cant believe people are suggesting that "he get snipped".

This isn't one of those "mods" that is gonna be easily hidden from the Mrs's!

She's probably gonna wonder why he's sitting on a bag of her frozen peas.

he is an OTR trucker....she will never know! lol

 

[XLRVIII]

I guess he could tell her a "lot lizard" bit him..(shrugs)

 

[T_Man]

"Sorry, Babe..... I took a knee to the nads playing basketball..... no lovin for a few days."

 

[pektel]

birth control in her food.....that way you can still get luck ALOT and not have it work

I've heard something similar to this, but more like:

Never pull out, never wear a condom. Just grind up the morning after pill in her scrambled eggs. She'll appreciate that you made her breakfast.

 

[LongIslandLSE]

do like NYC said, in the butt.

 

[TDUB]

How the hell did you change the thread title?

 

[LongIslandLSE]

How the hell did you change the thread title?

thats what i was thinking too, must be special.

 

[dereik gregory]

I just had my first (a boy thank god) at 43.

if you are gonna do it, your RIGHT at the cutoff point
(<--no pun intended, sorta) HAHA

man, you got two girls, roll the damned dice and make a boy this time.
(tip, you gotta hit it DEEP to put the stem on it)[/QUOT

so thats how......

 

[pektel]

thats what i was thinking too, must be special.

you can edit your own post. click "edit", then "go advanced". It will let you change the title too.

 

[RollinLS]

She was checking the "history" on our computer last night. She was looking for a site she had visited. Saw the topic "Strangle wife". She read this. Lets say, she didn't think it was funny. She thought I was actually mad about it. I asked her "did you read the "whole" title of the topic? "confused rant", meaning, I am a bit confused and frustrated with the whole thing." Not to long ago, we are talking about me getting snipped. Now, she wants another baby. She wonders why I am confused.

We have a few friends that have been "snipped". I could go in on friday and be ready to work on monday. Its nothing. Be sore that day.

 

[rainjacks]

Always clear your history! Too many arguments have been caused over this.