Youngest on site??

Don't you think it's funny that if I grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a f@ggot grabs my ass and I punch his lights out, I'm a homophobe?
 
If some homo grabs my ass, Im not gonna punch him in the face. He's not a man anymore, so, Id punch him straight in the dick.
 
I'm gonna take a pillow case and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the sh!t out of you.
 
Here's help

First thing you did wrong was tell these WARMED OVER TAURUS owners your age. Change your user name and then slowly ask these CHARACTERS a little advice at a time. Put up some SEXY pics and you'll really get their attention. Talk about your beer parties etc etc. You'll get their full attention. Just keep in mind that they all own little boxy cars with the word LINCOLN on them.
 
mojoman is jealous he can't afford an ls. He also has no idea that the taurus and LS share NOTHING. I've asked him multiple times to back up his claim. Probably too busy driving his WARMED OVER COUGAR.
 
I think Mark's have similar lines of a warmed over Tbird (mid to late 90's) MOJO.. why do you insist on saying that dumb "warmed over taurus" sh it everytime you post???

The LS shares nothing from a Taurus... They don't even slightly resemble each other... Except maybe the wheel's bold pattern.
 
pektel said:
mojoman is jealous he can't afford an ls. He also has no idea that the taurus and LS share NOTHING. I've asked him multiple times to back up his claim. Probably too busy driving his WARMED OVER COUGAR.
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You guys CRACK ME UP. With 14 ice cream delivery trucks 2 Ford PUs and THE MARK I need another car like a hole in the head. I think the LS's are BAD AS HELL(as in Cool) Keep On Keepin On as OZZY would say. Don't knock the COUGAR, I once had an affair in the back seat of a college girls cougar. She went to BOWLING GREEN UNIV. in BOWLING GREEN,OHIO I picked up THE WARMED OVER TAURUS line over in the MARK V111 pages. You guys "do know" that's how them guys look at you..
 
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eh mojoman....where the F*ck do you get that its a taurus?

taurus
Ford D186 platform
Class Mid-size
Body style(s) 4-door sedan
5-door station wagon
Layout FF layout
Platform Ford D186 platform
Engine(s)
3.0 L SFI Vulcan V6
3.0 L DOHC Duratec 30 V6
Transmission(s)
4-speed AX4N automatic
4-speed AX4S automatic
Wheelbase 108.5 in (2755.9 mm)
Length Sedan: 197.6 in (5019 mm)
Station wagon: 197.7 in (5021.6 mm)
Width 73.0 in (1854.2 mm)
Height Sedan: 56.1 in (1424.9 mm)
Station wagon: 57.8 in (1468.1 mm)
Curb weight 3,316 lb (1,504 kg)
Related Mercury Sable
Lincoln Continental

LINCOLN LS

Ford DEW98 platform
Class Entry-level luxury car / Mid-size car
Body style(s) 4-door sedan
Layout FR layout
Platform Ford DEW98 platform
Engine(s) 3.0 L V6
3.9 L V8
Transmission(s) 2000-2002 Getrag 221 5-speed manual
2000-2002 5R55N 5-speed automatic
2003-2006 5R55S 5-speed automatic
Wheelbase 114.5 in (2908 mm)
Length 2000-05: 193.9 in (4925 mm)
2006: 194.3 in (4935 mm)
Width 73.2 in (1859 mm)
Height 2000-02: 57.2 in (1453 mm)
2003-06: 56.1 in (1425 mm)
Curb weight 3692 lb (1675 kg)
Fuel capacity 18 US gal (68 L; 15 imp gal)
Related Ford Thunderbird
Jaguar S-Type
 
that pretty much makes them idiots.....cuz i can just call ur car a warmed over Ford escort, but what f*ckin sense would that make....
 
THEMOJOMAN said:
You guys CRACK ME UP. With 14 ice cream delivery trucks 2 Ford PUs and THE MARK I need another car like a hole in the head. I think the LS's are BAD AS HELL(as in Cool) Keep On Keepin On as OZZY would say. Don't knock the COUGAR, I once had an affair in the back seat of a college girls cougar. She went to BOWLING GREEN UNIV. in BOWLING GREEN,OHIO I picked up THE WARMED OVER TAURUS line over in the MARK V111 pages. You guys "do know" that's how them guys look at you..
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THEMOJOMAN said:
You guys CRACK ME UP. With 14 ice cream delivery trucks 2 Ford PUs and THE MARK I need another car like a hole in the head. I think the LS's are BAD AS HELL(as in Cool) Keep On Keepin On as OZZY would say. Don't knock the COUGAR, I once had an affair in the back seat of a college girls cougar. She went to BOWLING GREEN UNIV. in BOWLING GREEN,OHIO I picked up THE WARMED OVER TAURUS line over in the MARK V111 pages. You guys "do know" that's how them guys look at you..
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I know 2 of those members personally. I suggest you only speak for yourself.
 
1LoudLS said:
thats ok, I would rather replace a few coils over replacing the air ride system any day!
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And the compressor, air lines, ride height sensors, oil filter adapter gasket, thermostat, lower and upper ball joints, strut rod bushings, blend door, cluster, rear anti sway bar, 1-2 accumulator pistons in the tranny, crank position sensor, ICAV, tranny tailshaft seal.
 
Nothing wrong with air suspension when it works right. I kept it in my 87 even though I drag raced the piss out of that thing. Never gave me one ounce of trouble and probably had better weight transfer than coils. My VIII that I had? That air ride drove me nuts and would crap out at the worst possible times which is why I swapped it over to coils. F*ck trying to get into the wheel well to get at the drier when it's 5 degrees out and the damn thing is frozen over and not letting air get to the bags. :lol:
 
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