You know your are a Redneck!

[mespock]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]More about Rednecks Just have to love them!!![/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The same pair of boots have been in your family for five generations and they're only twenty years old. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You think the Franklin Mint is a breath freshener. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You think doctorin' involves mamma's sewing kit and a jug. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The strongest smell in your house is butane. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Your dog passes gas and you claim it. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You think paprika is a Third World country. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]None of your shirts cover your stomach. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Your home has more miles on it than your car. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You think the stock market has a fence around it. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You own a homemade fur coat. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Salvation Army declines your mattress. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos". [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You think a chain saw is a musical instrument. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You've ever given rat traps as gifts. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.[/FONT]

 

[Conti94]

Lmao!

 

[mrlandyacht]

Ha! Ha!

 

[pepperman]

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

 

[MarkOfDeath]

they just get worse and worse

 

[mespock]

I remember at the Chritmas party a home grown city boy trying to tell me what a redneck was, pointing out rednecks at the bar.

I had to laugh....sorry Brad LOL.... Until you've spent time down south us Northerners Have no clue what a real Redneck is.

 

[MarkOfDeath]

oh trust me I do

 

[Jibit]

oh trust me I do

I guess you have to be one in order to point them out :N

 

[MarkOfDeath]

Im .5% redneck

 

[Jibit]

Im .5% redneck

is that what drove you to hook up that weird exhaust that one day!

 

[pepperman]

Come on down here and you will see some red necks, this place is full of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ekenkade]

Living in SC, with so many Rednecks as i do, i would have to say that i do not know anything about what rednecks do. but that seems like something these stupid people would do. whatever, thanks for a good laugh

 

[mespock]

Well we have a bunch who think they are redneck around here. After getting to know my friend Danny from AL... I learned that these psudo-rednecks around here are a bunch of pusses...

 

[Conti94]

Well we have a bunch who think they are redneck around here. After getting to know my friend Danny from AL... I learned that these psudo-rednecks around here are a bunch of pusses...

LOL!!!