I know exactly what you were saying and could picture it...I guess it is just that I can relate.
I said the same thing when I found out the rear-diff needed to be rebuilt...and when I drove it down the road and heard the front-end clunking, and when it started to mis-fire in the morning, and when the driver's side seat wouldn't heat, and when the rear-view mirror didn't work, and when the passenger side headlight fogged up, and when the brakes barely worked, and when the hood kept popping open, and when my friend found the headliner was loose in the rear, and when I found the passenger side front speaker was blown, and when I found a couple of the wheels had embedded crap from the brakes in the finish, and when I found the front left tire leaks air, and when it "out of nowhere" vibrated at 50-60 mph one morning, and when the A/C and heat stunk (not oil this time). Of course, I have only been driving it just over a week now, so I will have to give it time to see if I find anything wrong with the car.
You just have to laugh.