For the boys!
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
15. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
16. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
17. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
18. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
19. Dogs are not allowed in Nordstrom's or Neiman-Marcus.
20. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs,
and, last but certainly not least ...
21. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
15. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
16. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
17. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
18. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
19. Dogs are not allowed in Nordstrom's or Neiman-Marcus.
20. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs,
and, last but certainly not least ...
21. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
