Nope, this was an engineering failure on Ford's part and yes, I do know how an assembly line works. I worked in a factory when I was a teenager. Ford's designers could have designed a dipstick to fit in the car, whether as part of the powertrain install or after the powertrain went in.
So far as me installing that aftermarket solution, no. I don't like the car that much, will only perform basic maintenance and repairs while I have it, and plan to sell it after I build my house. I would, however, encourage folks here who do like their LS and plan to keep their car to install it. The only negative to that design is it would be slow going to add fluid to the pan, but it would be a hell of a lot easier than the current method of adding fluid.
There are plenty of good reasons to have access to check the fluid, and no good reason to not have access. The number one reason for having access to check the fluid regularly is you can pick up on burned fluid a lot faster. Being able to monitor the fluid can mean the difference between a flush vs a rebuild, or a planned rebuild on your own schedule vs getting boned for a full replacement several hours from home performed by a shop that knows they will never see you again.