what's up with my car

[topher5150]

I'm not complaining or anything but all of the sudden over the past couple of fill ups I've been getting 300 plus miles per tank, as opposed to 250-290ish. The mpg hasn't really changed that much.

 

[LaserSVT]

Its prolly cause the discomboobulator valve has processed enough blinker fluid to keep the muffler bearings cool thus making use of the O pipe.

 

[topher5150]

Ahhhh, and this whole time I was thinking the reverse osmosis on the flux capacitor was making this happen

 

[Myco]

Its prolly cause the discomboobulator valve has processed enough blinker fluid to keep the muffler bearings cool thus making use of the O pipe.

This is now called the f-duct in F1. They stole the idea.

 

[Frogman]

Or it could be that the quality of the gas has changed at your local fuel station. Or, maybe your odometer is broken. Or, maybe someone adds a couple of gallons to your car in the middle of the night. Or.... or...

 

[topher5150]

maybe it was the couple of extra gallons in the filler tube when the pump didn't shut off

 

[lincolnx2]

You guys are weird*

 

[CobraStar_LS8]

or that gas station you filled up at added unicorn piss in them

 

[Sapperfire]

Free gas in the middle of the night..that's awesome..gas fairies...I on the other hand have gas gremlins..my gas just disapears...I wonder if your fairies are the ones taking mine...I want it back!

 

[mespock]

Ahhhh, and this whole time I was thinking the reverse osmosis on the flux capacitor was making this happen

+1 .... when most issues like this happen it is almost 100% the Flux Capacitor.

 

[LaserSVT]

or that gas station you filled up at added unicorn piss in them

Yes, unicorn piss adds mileage but Manicorn piss adds power! :lol:

Free gas in the middle of the night..that's awesome..gas fairies...I on the other hand have gas gremlins..my gas just disapears...I wonder if your fairies are the ones taking mine...I want it back!

 

[topher5150]

what the hell is a "manicorn"

 

[LaserSVT]

Manicorn loves softly in the night.

 

[thaywood]

I wanna gouge my eyes out! That's worse than the dreaded yellow Mark.:yuck:

 

[ssmoparviii]

It could be the knewton valve thats causing it.

 

[topher5150]

I wanna gouge my eyes out! That's worse than the dreaded yellow Mark.:yuck:

I bet he drives the "Yellow Mark"

 

[96_Lincoln_LSC]

Manicorn loves softly in the night.

PLEASE STOP, I CANT TAKE THAT PIC ANYMORE>>>
I will resort to fighting fire with fire if I must!

Just remember you made me!

 

[remark]

oh dear god. not the manicorn

 

[Frogman]

PLEASE STOP, I CANT TAKE THAT PIC ANYMORE>>>
I will resort to fighting fire with fire if I must!

Just remember you made me!

:slap:

 

[chicken]

PLEASE STOP, I CANT TAKE THAT PIC ANYMORE>>>
I will resort to fighting fire with fire if I must!

Just remember you made me!

im just glad it seems all the other pics of that yellow abomination seem to have vanished over the years

 

[redmark8]

Give the manicorn 2 handgrenades, have him climb inside the yellow mark, drive it to some predominantly muslim country, pull pins, release handlesand dispose of a few problems @ once. Should have done it on 9/11 though.

 

[Staffamerica74]

Well on a serious note its probably because its cooler out.