What is a ricer?

Joeychgo

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What do we consider "Ricer" to be? Well, if you have to ask, you probably shouldn't be here, but I'll humor your inquisitiveness anyway.
  • Any bone stock ride that is covered in stickers from companies that have nothing to do with that ride is a Ricer.
  • Any ride with a paint job that looks like something Walt Disney threw-up is a Ricer.
  • Any ride with more bondo than sheet metal is a Ricer.
  • Any ride with undercarriage lighting is a Ricer.
  • Any ride with neon ANYWHERE is a Ricer (beer trucks omitted).
  • Any ride with wheels 3 sizes too small or too large is a Ricer.
  • Fartpipe coffee can exhaust? Ricer.
  • "R" Badges? Ricer.
  • Monster tach in a mechanically stock vehicle? Ricer.
  • Ground effects bought at Home Depot? Ricer.
  • Fake scoops mounted where even real scoops would serve no purpose? Ricer.
  • A spoiler that more resembles a picnic basket handle? Ricer.
  • Aviation parts mounted "for better traction"? Ricer.
  • Defrost ducts painted with latex paint to match the color of the sticker on the brake pads? Ricer.
 
Any car which has a stereo worth more than the engine.....RICER!
 
Casper said:
Any car which has a stereo worth more than the engine.....RICER!

HEY!!! That is coming too close to home there......since I install car stereo on the side....and my stereo in my car(s) are/will be worth alot :N
 
1wykdmk8 said:
HEY!!! That is coming too close to home there......since I install car stereo on the side....and my stereo in my car(s) are/will be worth alot :N


But do you drive an Import? With a coffee can exsust system?
 

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