Mismatch from H3LL!!!!

SPSully

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So this past weekend I was out cruising in the LS, just showing her off at 27mph on main street. Shortly after deciding i was bored and done for the night, a kid pulls up next to me in a town car blasting Hot Rod Lincoln from his stereo. He looks over and revs his engine. It definitely didn't sound stock, so I appeased him with a "yeah sure lets go" rev. Not knowing what this kid had done and knowing that my bottle was in the shed at home, I took traction control off, switched to SST put my left foot on the brake and held her at 1200rpm. Kinda excited to see what this kid had, I waited for the green. The light changed and I dropped the hammer. I unleashed everything my baby could muster. I was about to shift to third when I looked and saw him trying his best but not having anything left to run me down. I chuckled and pulled into the parking lot of a local restaurant chain. He followed me in and we started talking about his car. Bone stock with flow masters. What a let down. Here I thought maybe just maybe this kid had actually done something worth while.

"What have you done?" he asked me... and he got the standard answer:

"Beat me and I'll show you!"


I watched as he left reving his engine like he was the champ, but knowing he ranks right up there with 95% of "car guys" who just dont get it.















Earlier in the weekend, I went down to Fall River to see some friends. Well I got to drinking and with a few in me decided it wasnt worth the risk to drive home. My girl who hadnt been drinking got the privilege. I had her take the 93N through the big dig under boston so I could listen to the new exhaust. Well as we get into the tunnel, some guy in an A4 goes flying by.

"You better not let that guy beat my car"

She drops the hammer and starts apexing the turns (there is nothing sexier than a woman who actually knows how to race) and letting the LS's nuts sag a bit. She catches and passes Mr. Imatoolwithtoomuchmoney and continues to let her rip through the rest of the tunnel, but eases up a bit. I looked down at the Navi screen with gauges on it.... 115mph....

"Do you know how fast your going?"

"ummmm..... HOLY SH*T! If I did that in my car I'd be dead!"

hahahahahahaha yet another fan of the LS has been made! She is used to driving either her TA or her sport compact G5. I would figure the TA cant keep up, but the G5 is the same as the cobalt and the IRL and yet she still was blown away by the LS!
 
Your lucky no one out here wants to race me.. lol. the look over and rev. then when i hit mine they hear that exhaust and the cold air intake spooling up air and change their mind.. then lean out and ask whats in that thing..
really pisses me off.
 
hahahahhahahahaha Yeah, 9 out 10 dont think i have any go since its a lincoln..... the few who think they know what my car will do... dont! LOL
 
I've tried racing other LS's just to see whats up. Heck I even tried racing 02lincLS who is spraying and tuned like me. No dice, I didnt make my way onto the track that night.
 
i've raced Honda Civic Si, FULLY MODDED! won,
infiniti G35 Stock. lost by a hair.
Tore up my friends Chrysler 300M
Honda Accords love to think they can beat me..
Spanked my friends Mustang the V6 with Chip and Exhaust and short ram.
Lost to my friend's 94 S500.
Beat up on a volvo s60 on s80 2.9 not the T6
Beat a Beemer 330i.

a few others..
 
i ran my buddy's G35 on the highway..... him barely


did it again after he got his exhaust (i had done a few mods too) destroyed him





N/A I've beaten:
WRX
Civic SI
Audi A4
Numerous Volvos and they werent even remotely close
a couple third gen f bodies
90 mustang LX with GT40 crate motor (he needs a tune BAD if i ate him like I did)
 
Well im gonna need u to guide me down the right path. to get mine running like yours.. cause i wanna handle WRX's also.
 
I ran that wrx with my timing retarded so I could spray. The nitrous never engauged and I pulled him by .3 seconds
 
That story was awesome, i can picture that being my self =) a month and a week and i can drive my baby again, and my baby got some back now =)
 
"What have you done?" he asked me... and he got the standard answer:

"Beat me and I'll show you!"

You have a nice car and all, but please tell me you don't really say that to someone!?!
 
You have a nice car and all, but please tell me you don't really say that to someone!?!

standard answer... everyone gets the same answer. normally i give in and show them any way but my engine bay needs some love
 
A Town Car is about 5000lbs with 225HP and a A4 has 180HP and runs 0-60 in 9 seconds with 17 second 1/4 miles. I hope you would kill both of those cars.
 
A Town Car is about 5000lbs with 225HP and a A4 has 180HP and runs 0-60 in 9 seconds with 17 second 1/4 miles. I hope you would kill both of those cars.


then you should be happy!!!!!!!!! the whole point was these cars took on the LS and had no prayer. Thats why i titled it like I did. Should I change it to "smoked the obvious losers"
 
I went up against a Dodge Viper once. I don't think he even noticed me. I'm fairly sure he was just idling also. I'm sure he knew I was joking. Either that or he thinks I am a complete :q :q :q :q up. But I don't really care.
 
i ran my buddy's G35 on the highway..... him barely


did it again after he got his exhaust (i had done a few mods too) destroyed him





N/A I've beaten:
WRX
Civic SI
Audi A4
Numerous Volvos and they werent even remotely close
a couple third gen f bodies
90 mustang LX with GT40 crate motor (he needs a tune BAD if i ate him like I did)

WRX....come on now... what all do you have done...
 
wrx doesnt mean sti

and it was supposed to be a nitrous run so the timing was pulled 4 degrees

and see sig for some of whats done
 
well, his signature should give you an idea... it's not like he's hiding anything :D

which as I'm reading now, I'm wondering about the PnP throttle body. Did you do this yourself? And was there a noticeable gain?
 
my girl will throw it in SST and let it rip every time shes behind the wheel. says the exhasust is too loud but she seams to like to let it talk. at a local car event she was messing with some toolinacamaro old shool iroc was just romping on it all over. she let the lil 3.9 talk and all he saw was the twin 4" tips and HTRD LCN on the plate. didnt stand a chance. I dont seam to race ones i know i can beat. I do still need to race my buddies hopped up 01 GTP. its puttin 3hundie at the floor if not just a little bit more but i drove his car and mine. A little thing called torque might be my savior.
 
im sorry but you went from a 15 second lincoln ls, PNP throttle body, cai and a tune and now can beat a high 13 second car... come on now maybe on the bottle


maybe it was the big rims that helped you...
 
im sorry but you went from a 15 second lincoln ls, PNP throttle body, cai and a tune and now can beat a high 13 second car... come on now maybe on the bottle


maybe it was the big rims that helped you...


again wrx isnt an sti. second off dont think for half a second that the 20's are hurting me any..... they are lighter than the stock 17's And I already told you it was supposed to be a nitrous run.... it dint engage.
 
Well I do know one thing, those volvo's almost have been stock. Have you ever tried racing a s60 R. Thats 300 hp stock and my girl had one and I use to piss all over my buddies Ls with the 8. He had alot of add ons and he couldn't believe he got beat every time. My Ls is a 6 so I really don't bother racing I have something else I use when I wanna go show off.
 
again wrx isnt an sti. second off dont think for half a second that the 20's are hurting me any..... they are lighter than the stock 17's And I already told you it was supposed to be a nitrous run.... it dint engage.

and your saying you beat him with out nitrous... im saying i dont know how...

if it was from a dead stop that wrx would have pissed all over a LS
 

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