mespock
Marxists - Socialists
These are the kinds of Jokes you get when your wife work on a Psych. Unit
When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well.
As the National Anthem started.......the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" and
the patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem ..he yelled, "Down Nuts" and they all sat back down in
their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all
broke out into applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the
home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!" and they all started
booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer
and a hot dog.....leaving his assistant in charge.
When he returned, all of the patients pants & skirts were down around
their ankles!
Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world
happened?!?!"
The assistant replied, "Well, everything was going just fine until this
guy walked by and yelled, "PEA-NUTS!!"
Take me out to the ball game
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his
commands.
commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well.
As the National Anthem started.......the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" and
the patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem ..he yelled, "Down Nuts" and they all sat back down in
their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all
broke out into applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the
home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!" and they all started
booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer
and a hot dog.....leaving his assistant in charge.
When he returned, all of the patients pants & skirts were down around
their ankles!
Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world
happened?!?!"
The assistant replied, "Well, everything was going just fine until this
guy walked by and yelled, "PEA-NUTS!!"
