unstoppable
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This may very well be the best thought out item we have
> > read since 9/11/01. > > ... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up
> > and repeat this message.
> >
> >
> > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
> > heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.
> >
> > 1. The US will apologize to the world for our
> > "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You
> > know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
> > Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will
> > never "interfere" again.
> >
> > 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
> > starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They
> > don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No
> > one sneaking through holes in the fence.
> >
> > 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
> > together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days
> > the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless
> > of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
> >
> > 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
> > limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one
> > from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like
> > it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
> > would never be available to anyone. We don't need
> > any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
> >
> > 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
> > bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport")
> > and it's back home baby.
> >
> > 6. The US will make a strong effort to become
> > self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting
> > sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
> > Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
> >
> > 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries
> > $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place
> > else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a
> > week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
> >
> > 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in
> > the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever
> > for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what
> > we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it
> > most get very little, if anything.
> >
> > 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some
> > place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,
> > the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
> > aliens.
> >
> > 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That
> > way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we
> > speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
> >
> >
> > Now, ain't that a winner of a plan....?
> > The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your
> > poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat
> > and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
> > read since 9/11/01. > > ... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up
> > and repeat this message.
> >
> >
> > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
> > heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.
> >
> > 1. The US will apologize to the world for our
> > "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You
> > know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
> > Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will
> > never "interfere" again.
> >
> > 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
> > starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They
> > don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No
> > one sneaking through holes in the fence.
> >
> > 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
> > together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days
> > the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless
> > of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
> >
> > 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
> > limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one
> > from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like
> > it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
> > would never be available to anyone. We don't need
> > any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
> >
> > 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
> > bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport")
> > and it's back home baby.
> >
> > 6. The US will make a strong effort to become
> > self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting
> > sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
> > Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
> >
> > 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries
> > $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place
> > else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a
> > week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
> >
> > 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in
> > the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever
> > for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what
> > we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it
> > most get very little, if anything.
> >
> > 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some
> > place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,
> > the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
> > aliens.
> >
> > 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That
> > way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we
> > speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
> >
> >
> > Now, ain't that a winner of a plan....?
> > The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your
> > poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat
> > and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
