I Fukin Hate Haters!!!

[PetesSweets86]

F*ckin dude at a Best Buy parking lot drove up in a rental van as I was getting in my car...he quickly gets out of the car slamming his door against mine as I am sitting there giving that :q:q:q:q:q:q:q a stink eye I get out and he continues to walk into the store even with me calling him out. So what I did...I took the mace in my glove box which has a bright orange dye in it and his window was slightly rolled down (since it was summer) And I just let her RIP....I used up the whole can on that van...and then I drove off (since I had already finished shpping)

 

[LsUnV2]

Wish i knew a dingy dave

its just a paintless dent repair man.. im sure you have one locally...

 

[rainjacks]

Two issues:

First, I have kids who occasionally get very excited about getting out of the car and throw the doors open without looking, completely innocent. But, I am aware they do this and park accordingly. I even jump out of the car and open the door for my 4 year old just to prevent this. If they ever hit someone's car I'd take care of it properly.

Second, my wife's POS minivan got keyed a few weeks ago. Come on! It's a mother-mobile. The epitome of a grocery-getter. What kind of asshat keys anyone's car especially one belonging to a nice mother of four? (sure her husband can be a dick but that's a different story)