Has this ever happened to you?

honestly, all kidding aside. IT DID make me think for a second.. and ya no :q:q:q:q your all right. Ill post back with pics.. I got a good Idea...You guys wont believe this one..
Damn after ready this I can say I got off easy...lol

There is a lot of truth being said in this to be serious for a minute and you have good points and maybe he will see this and start taking car of his car.
honestly, all kidding aside. IT DID make me think for a second.. and ya no :q:q:q:q your all right. Ill post back with pics.. I got a good Idea...You guys wont believe this one..

He is probably going to light the car on fire I'm not sure aboot you Canadians but that's the proper way to retire it. Or maybe you can shoot it like a horse.
Oh, it was a "joke" about "Canadians" ... my oh my ... ROFLMAO, that was indeed funny.

I can only assume, you as an upstanding United States of America citizen,
was somewhere along the line, educated that the Canadian population are dumb folk ?

Despite our large ever growing population of "turban" wearing "new" Canadians,
we are actually very well educated and don't live much in igloos anymore.


~ it's true 'eh !!!
If that's how Canadians act about a simple rather clean joke perhaps you are dumb
of course I'm joking ... you didn't read that ?

12 ? nope, sorry not even close.
Hey guys, no need to bash all Canadians Eh!!! LOL

I always laugh when I read "I went WOT and then something happened" what a joke. Guys beat the piss out of thier cars and then wonder why it does not work. Should have seen this one coming as he was the one who opened his trunk with a pry bar remember. I guess the fumes from the mines and smelters in Sudbury are really doing damage!!!!!

We are not all this dumb or stupid or immature up here north of the border.

Hey guys I drove my car into a tree and it made a noise, do you think something is broke?
Sometimes you just have to replace the CSAMS. "Control stick acuator micro-switch".
Had this problem on F/A-18s. (PILOT)
honestly, all kidding aside. IT DID make me think for a second.. and ya no :q:q:q:q your all right. Ill post back with pics.. I got a good Idea...You guys wont believe this one..

ya no :shifty:

Someone or something is about to get seriously hurt... someone call the Mounties quickly eh....

See, i was going to go the Canadian the first time, but then they'd bust out the bike mirror guy, and then we'd all just feel stupid...
The dude with the bike mirrors, should have mounted them on the fenders like a Big Rig ...

that would have gone over much better LOL.

ok, enough a'boot us Canadians, jealousy won't get you anywhere.

ima sexy Canadian and you know it ... I work out ... wiggle wiggle wiggle ...
~ oh, it's that kinda party,


Hit it boys !!!

I remember watching T.V. when i was younger and a poll was done on a show..
The comedian surveyed (and he was serios but did this poll for humour) 100 americans.
He had camera crew follow him as he surveyed the americans.

So he took a blank world map (blank as in no words, just land mass) and asked 100 of these Educated Adult americans to point to canada on the map.

4.. ... 4/100 americans successfully pointed to canada

This is what we Canadians do on our spare time. We talk to Americans!!
Rick Mercer: Talking to Americans 1/5 - YouTube

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL

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A truly Canadian Apology to the USA,
courtesy of "This Hour Has 22 Minutes", CBC Television:

Hello. I'm Anthony St. George on location here in Washington.

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. It would be like if, well, say you had ten times the television audeince we did and you flood our market with great shows, cheaper than we could produce. I know you'd never do that.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. As word of apology, please accept all of our NHL teams which, one by one, are going out of business and moving to your fine country.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the War of 1812. I see you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.

I'm sorry for Alan Thicke, Shania Twain, Celine Dion, Loverboy, that song from Seriff that ends with a really high-pitched long note. Your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but we feel your pain.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. Because we've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

For 22 minutes, I'm Anthony St. George, and I'm sorry.

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