blonde jokes?

[1_XLR]

Bob walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.



He sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was just coming on.



The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building about to jump.




The blonde looks at Bob and says, "Do you think he'll jump?"




Bob says, "You know, I bet he will."



The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."



Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"



Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.



The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob and said, "Fair is fair. Here's your money."




Bob replies, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."




The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

 

[Sifrino3]

Hahaha

 

[FreeFaller]

:Beer

 

[Sifrino3]

:give

 

[mrlandyacht]

that's hilarious!
here's another one for ya....

a blonde walks into a hair salon, listening to headphones...

as her hair cut goes on, the stylist tells her that she must take the headphones off, so that she can proceed...

the blonde tells the stylist that she must keep them on...
the stylist tries to continue, but as she goes on, she takes the headphones off of the blonde anyway...
the blonde passes out o the floor...dead....
the stylist picks up the headphones to listen to them...

they said,"breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out"
:N