Best wife ever

Chadly

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I am nominating my wife for the best wife award. This year for my birthday she bought me a KEGERATOR!!! I couldnt believe it! I have wanted one for years but never wanted to spend the money on it, so she got a job and spent the money on it. This was back in Oct, but I was just sitting here watching the game and enjoying my draft beer fresh from my own kegerator. What a present!! What a wife!!
 
sorry chad but i say she fails, althought the thought was good, 2 bad things come out of it, she is contributing to your liver failure, and now that you have another fridge running in the house, its jackin up the electric bill, see, you had too many beers already and thought she was the greatest thing since sliced bread, think about the electric bill and your liver and she will be packing bags tomorrow morning after your buzz is gone!!!!
 
Well Jamie, I live in base housing so no electric bill for me!!!

And as far as the liver goes, I get free medical! I know, you get what you pay for, but it is free and thats not bad. Plus my liver is one tough trooper, 10 years ago it went through hell!!!
 
This months electric/gas bill....$465. I feel like Al Gore.

With a Beard you'd look like the fury Al Gore LOL...

Oh and in 2005 my wife for V-Day told me to go out and by another Mark VIII. Last year she bought me a 30 gal air compressor for the garage..

I all she needed to do is have sex with me and I'd be happy... LOL...

Now if your wife is dancing around naked while you are drinking your draft... hmmmmm... and then wearing one of those nurses outfits from that burger joint... hmmmmmm..
 
That would certainly get my vote for the wife getting a medal. If she serves you steak and lobster on the 10th of November, while you are hitting the tap outa the kegerator, then she would get a medal with clusters!
 
I thought Al Gore went through thousands a month in energy costs even after he switched to CFLs all over the mansion :P
 

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