ford nut
Local nut case
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No!!!"
After that the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and
hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whisky, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was freaking cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The Princess said, "No!!!"
After that the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and
hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whisky, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was freaking cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.