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Here is a little run down for those who aren't in the know... -6 yrs in the USAF -Most of it was in Germany -I have an Alfa Romeo sitting in Germany -Trying to get it to the states is a B!TCH Well I talked to my friend who is taking care of it. Having it imported through an RI would be...

I'm sure this has been posted before but hey...its worth a repost RECTUM STRETCHER By Jack Smith While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop...

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold...

30 things you learn from porn movies!!! 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he...

They call it the "Quarter-life Crisis." It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you didn't know and may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared...

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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to the flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and...

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit...

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did... I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How...

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes...

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you...

Read before you look at the pics! That is pretty cool, but what if I can only get the pictures to stop for a couple of seconds?! If you really relax, you can make the picture stay still.. These are pretty wild... The slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling...

A low flying formation from Luke AFB irritated someone who ended up writing the base to complain. Below is the complaint followed by the response from the squadron commander. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// THE...

And low an behold a BURGLER!!!! Rooting through my fridge! Not that I mind or anything :D

3500 Watt Generator Not sure if this is of any interest, but I have a small 3500 Watt Generator for sale, its great for camping or other uses where power is required. Let me know if you¹re interested, details are enclosed in the attachment. Sorry for the picture quality, the photo didn't...

On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something she's never had before" for dinner. After many minutes of scratching my head over what to make, I finally settled on something she has DEFINATELY never eaten. I got out my trusty case of MRE's. Meal, Ready-to-Eat. Field...

And here's one for my more liberal friends, just to show you I have a sense of humor. A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150"...

Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons. "My son," the first one says, "started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends two new cars of his choice!" "My son," said the second, "started out serving lunch in a real...