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Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system...

On January 18, all cell phone numbers have been released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sale calls. .YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS... To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222. It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will...

A NEW WAY TO CAR JACK (NOT A JOKE) Please keep this circulating... You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car, and get inside. Then you start the engine and shift into REVERSE, and you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space and you notice a piece of paper...

This kid is really into it. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/pokemon-master.html

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender...

* I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. · * Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant...

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up...

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. Well Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly 8:00 a.m. The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel...

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I am still amazed everytime I watch this clip. http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/950623/:eek2:

Took some pics of the main tower at UT Austin.

My sister's friend is lucky enough to have a ford gt. The guy in the pic is her fiance. Life just isn't fair.

Tell me what you think of my new chair. It's almost done, still working on it.

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical...

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MOSCOW (July 5) - NASA's mission that sent a space probe smashing into a comet raised more than cosmic dust - it also brought a lawsuit from a Russian astrologer. Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday...

It's July 1, so for those familiar with college sports, recruting season is now going full strength. Here's an email I got about some great football prospects. High School Football Scouting Report Well folks it arrived.....the 2005 football scouting report! The following scouting report...

Dear Tide Co.: I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My...

I don't know whether this has been posted before, but it didn't come up in a search. I'm sure most of you have probably found this before. This is not an official VW ad, just one somebody made. http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/vw-suicide-bomber.php

Has anyone bought the Zen Micro by Creative? I like the looks but can't find anyone I know with one. Just looking for an in depth pros and cons list compared to the ipod.