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So among the list of animals I have includes a ferret..... Anyone that has one knows they are escape artists, so I'm sitting at the computer this afternoon and i see something crawling through my entertainment center. At first I think its my kitten patches and she looks stuck cause all i see is...

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now...

Always check your kids homework before they turn it in!!!

For the boys! 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise...