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The crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new face and barked at him, "Get over here! What's your name, sailor?" "John," the new seaman replied. "Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they're teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I don't call anyone by his first...

Old Hottie Babes thread moved to the Gold Members' forum. Google was complaining. Guys No Nudity, please. That includes see through stuff

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, " Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ? She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with...

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These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."...

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him...

A woman was in a coma for several months. One day the nurses noticed a slight response whilst washing her fanny.That night during visiting hour they explained to her husband that a little oral sex might bring her round and left him to it. When they returned a few minutes later the womans...

42 things italians grew up with 01. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for an entire year after a funeral. 02. You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was pronounced "sangwich." 03. Your family dog understood Italian. 04. Every...

Michelle has been bitching at me to get the Christmas lights up. They are up now and for some reason she will not talk to me. If I would have known, I would have put them up years ago and left them...

Epic Fail

For guys that need help with girls, Do this: 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard...

Ok - I've been teasing you guys a little. Here is my new ride. DONT PANIC -- I am not getting rid of my Mark VIII A 2005 Cadillac Deville DHS - Tan and Brown inside and out. Its really a classy looking ride. Oh, and its getting 14.5 MPG around town. I havent done a road trip yet...

Well, not a brand new car, new to me. I'ts in the garage right now and I cant get to it to take photos since I am having a tree removed from my back yard. So, Since I cant just post photos and details, let's have a little fun. Guess What New Car Joeychgo Bought? Here are a few...

:D :D :D I actually taped this up on my fridge. I got balls huh?

Announcement.... Yesterday, Michelle (my girlfriend for more years then I care to count) and I, decided to get married. No date set or any plans as of yet. Probably wont be anytime soon. When we do, we'll probably have some kind of small ceremony, but then a BIG party afterward, to which...

YouTube - Numa Numa Guy with Gecko, Somebody's Watching Me BTW - pay close attention to the aquarium in the background too.

Found an interesting website..... http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com I dont know how this guy is still alive!

1955 LINCOLN FUTURA CONCEPT Remember the Batmobile? http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1955-LINCOLN-FUTURA-CONCEPT-1-of-1-REPRODUCTION_W0QQitemZ170293373481QQihZ007QQcategoryZ6306QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Outrageous eBay auction! Look! I cant believe Jay Leno did this - not to mention the current price! http://cgi.ebay.com/OWN-TISSUE-FROM-SCARLETT-JOHANSSON-SAM-JACKSON_W0QQitemZ220331665273QQihZ012QQcategoryZ59QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem