Navy Master Chief

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  1. Joeychgo

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    The crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new face and barked at him, "Get over here! What's your name, sailor?"

    "John," the new seaman replied.

    "Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they're teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I don't call anyone by his first name," the chief scowled.

    "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, Jackson, whatever.

    And you are to refer to me as 'Chief' Do I make myself clear?"

    "Aye, Aye, Chief!"

    "Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?"

    The seaman sighed. "Darling, My name is John Darling, Chief."

    "Okay, John, here's what I want you to do ...."
     
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    Gave me a chuckle thanks
     
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    LOL that was good :)
     

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