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Two ninety-one year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying of cancer, and Moe comes to visit him every day. "Sam," says Moe, "you know how we have both loved baseball all our lives, and how we played minor league ball together for so many...

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A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. He knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion. So the man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into wearing...

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00." The man thought about it and...

> Keep this in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat > a rumor. > > In ancient Greece, Socrates (469 - 399 BC) was widely lauded for his > wisdom. > > One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance that ran up to > him excitedly and said, "Socrates...

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A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a >letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept >with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. >AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. > > > >So the...

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Bob walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was just coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building about to jump. The blonde looks at Bob and...

Twin sisters in St.Luke's Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer...

A smoke....and turn up the tunes!

> >>, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing > at > >the > > >>coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her > hair > > >>smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes > her > > >>complaint to a supervisor in the personnel...

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A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most...

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work...