OMGWTFBBQ?!?!
So, shop just called with a price of (guess) $735.15 (omgrufkingsrius, that's more than the entire clutch replacement for which I originally brought it in), 4 day shipping from Ohio. I was like o rly? No way dude. I can find it. Came back and saw that link, for $545.85, and was all, "WIN." Called to follow up on it; "what? There's a Lincoln with a manual transmission? No way. What is this April fool's day? Good joke." (What he really said was "no, I didn't know they had that option"; humor me.) He looks it up and says, with an Office Space voice, "uh, yeah... I'm gonna have to tell you that Ford doesn't make them anymore. They're obsolete. Let me try--no, that didn't work. How bout--no, that didn't work either. Hold on---(on hold for 8 minutes)--- yeah, I called a guy who I know, and he can't do it, but here's somebody who might have it. Go ahead and call them."
Kthxbye--
Next guy-"well, let me look it up here. Nope, can't help ya."
Me-"do you--
Him--No."
...OK.
So I called back the shop here, "go ahead and bend me over."
OK, well there was a shipping option to get it here in 2 days instead of 4.
Oh, word? How much extra?
Two hundred and--
WHAT THE :q:q:q:q IS WRONG WITH YOU LADY? HELL NO I'M NOT PAYING THAT.
She said "yeah that's what I figured."
So... I might have a running Lincoln on Friday. Then again, I might just shoot myself in the face for getting swindled by the bastards that sold it to me. Or maybe I'll sell it... I'll probably just suck it up and deal with it. Cuz it'll be a while before it needs another flywheel, right? Haha...
Right?