Almost had to beat a hippie today...

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Fla02LS

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So i went to a Target today and purposely parked kinda far back because the parking lot was PACKED full of people and didnt want someone in a rush to add a nice ding to my car. As i am walking out of the store i notice some stupid ass hippie dude and his girl parked next to my car. I get closer and they are feeding a huge flock of birds some potatoe chips right in front of my car. I get to my car and there are three birds sitting on my hood and two HUGE piles of bird sh!t on my hood. I hit the panic button on my remote to scare off the birds and chase after them to get them the hell away from my car and this freakin hippie has the nerve to give me sh!t about messing with the birds. I couldnt believe it, if it wasnt for some Christmas spirit i would have dragged his ass over and rubbed his face in the bird sh!t. My car had just been cleaned and had two of the most disgusting slimy yellow piles of crap on it. F*ckin hippie f*ck.

On a side note when i went to the car wash bay to pressure wash the sh!t off my car there was another black 1st gen LS in the next bay. Big black dude that came over and had to admire my LS, didnt know too much about them and the different years, etc. Kinda cool to have two guys who love their LS side by side making them look good.
 
Glad to hear you are shopping at Target. Hopefully their stock will go back up and I'll get more work.
 
(Scratching head)

You're in Bentonville and working for Target?

I'll be down next month to sell WalMart some goodies.
 
NYC LS8 said:
Is Fla02LS gonna haveta choke a bitch?!?
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Two things that will get me fired up in a heartbeat.... 1) You dont mess with my family, and 2) You dont mess with my car. That stupid ass hippie was kinda smirking and and poking at his girl when i walked up acting like.. "thats the guy with the bird sh!t on his car". I wasnt going to say anything to him, just gave him a "eat sh!t" stare down but when he started up about chasing off the birds i about lost it. I think spending Christmas Eve being booked at the jail for beating a hippie would have kinda ruined the holiday. I have come to be disgusting with the lack of respect by some people in society.
 
Dude...I absolutely agree with you. I purposely park as far away from people as possible.. and sometimes i always seem to attract all of the @$$h0les near me. Friggin hippie jerk. :mad: Merry Christmas
 
Dude...I absolutely agree with you. I purposely park as far away from people as possible.. and sometimes i always seem to attract all of the @$$h0les near me. Friggin hippie jerk. :mad: Merry Christmas
 
Dude...I absolutely agree with you. I purposely park as far away from people as possible.. and sometimes i always seem to attract all of the @$$h0les near me. Friggin hippie jerk. :mad: Merry Christmas
 
easy there happysacks...one post is enough.

although i am animal friendly, i definitely agree with you. i dont see what his problem was if all you were doing was scaring them off.

i try to be an accepting person, but something (actually, probably quite a few things) about hippies really irritates me.
 
Happysacks00 said:
Dude...I absolutely agree with you. I purposely park as far away from people as possible.. and sometimes i always seem to attract all of the @$$h0les near me. Friggin hippie jerk. :mad: Merry Christmas
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Holy triple post Batman!!
 
As much as I love animals I hate birds.

If they cared they would understand what feeding seagulls actually does to the birds.


I would have went back into Target and got some "Target Brand":D Alcaseltzer.

I shop at Target. I only go to Wal-Mart when I'm bored and need entertainment;)
 
MonsterMark said:
(Scratching head)

You're in Bentonville and working for Target?

I'll be down next month to sell WalMart some goodies.
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Yep. 35 years ago our company was started and worked exclusively for Walmart. Now we are more diverse. I do work for Target but the Walmart team is just around the corner in the same office. There is even a new Target store opening in March just down the road in Rogers at the Pinnacle Hills Promenade Mall....

Work in retail development has really slowed with the slump in the economy. Sure hope to be busy next year.

What do you sell to Walmart?
 
Fla02LS said:
Two things that will get me fired up in a heartbeat.... 1) You dont mess with my family, and 2) You dont mess with my car. That stupid ass hippie was kinda smirking and and poking at his girl when i walked up acting like.. "thats the guy with the bird sh!t on his car". I wasnt going to say anything to him, just gave him a "eat sh!t" stare down but when he started up about chasing off the birds i about lost it. I think spending Christmas Eve being booked at the jail for beating a hippie would have kinda ruined the holiday. I have come to be disgusting with the lack of respect by some people in society.
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I hear ya, dude. I'm the same way with my LS, although with my temper I would have had a dented hood from said hippie's head getting mashed into the bird sh*t.

That comment I put was from a Dave Chappelle skit with Wayne Brady. YouTube it - it's hilarious.
 
i would have waited for him to go into target and i would have took a $hit on his hood
 
:lol: that would be fantastic :D

The hippie would probably just make some comment about the fiber content of his diet.
 
tagliato22 said:
i try to be an accepting person, but something (actually, probably quite a few things) about hippies really irritates me.
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Maybe it's the narrow-minded, self-righteous, holier-than-thou persona...
 
My cousin recently transformed into a hippie. She discusses how her school in Vermont is all eco-friendly and doesn't use plastic bottles and they put their cigarette butts into their pockets. She has dreadlocks. She also claims people get beat up if they litter. Anyone feel like taking a road trip up there, cracking a few bottles of beer open and littering? Hippies are usually frail so I figure I could take 30-40 of them before they got to me.
 
I'm down :D

We can beat them with their own poetry books and Phish albums.
 
I dont understand teenage kids these day along with some 20 somethings.


They wear tie die shirts and listen to terrible music and live a good life and drive brand new VWs but associate themselves with a dirty lifestyle that faded away a long time before they were born and aside form the ugly shirts and bad music they are everything a hippie was against!
 
I have to admit it, in highschool I was a hippy. But in truth it was only for the chicks and weed. Then I married one of them, had kids, and now I am a typical suburban a$$hole and proud of it.
 
I'm in for the road trip......we can take my 75 grand prix up there.....loud 12mpg American piece of iron with no cats :) tell them to smell that!!!! I hate the way people have no respect for other people's stuff!!!
 
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