Sorry guys, too much time on my hands.
I'll log off for a few days after this one ....
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I had a passenger front wheel bearing go bad on my old 2001 GMC Jimmy.
Knowing that it was around a $400 dealership part, I sourced the part from my buddies and paid a fraction of that, (ok maybe not OEM but a part nontheless) so I call around to have it replaced that day as I had a day off from work. Ofcourse everyone busy and had to leave the car blah blah blah. I get this GM dealership on the phone, I ask what's your book rate on re&re front wheel bearing on 2001 GMC jimmy 4X4, labour only!!
I'm given a price, I ask can you do it right now while I wait, Yup sure can, OK what's your name .... OK, I'll be right over.
First thing I get there, they bitch cuz I was 10 minutes late, and this only happened
after I told them it will be a customer part install today folks. Yeah no 200% markup on your parts today Stealer !
up on the hoist it goes, I'm already talking to the service rep about the quoted price of labour that we spoke of over the phone.
'bout 30min into the work, they find me in the show room and try to explain to me that
it's going to cost more then quoted, No surprise there. So I say oh yeah, REALLY ???
now why would that be ???
I'm told there is a nut and bolt that's seized together and requires 30 minutes more labour cost. Oh yeah, how is that my problem, book says x amount of time for re&re !!!!
Let me see this "supposed" seized nut & bolt ... a bit of staling and fumbling over eachother and i'm brought into the shop under my Jimmy to have a look at the seized situation. (I'm thinking big problems here with the wheel bearing)
.... Seems after the Tech (we'll call him) got the wheel bearing hub off, the ABS wiring lead hanger (clip) which holds the Electrical sleeve in place, the nut is rusted stuck on.
.... require an extra 30 minutes of labour cost ???
Are you kidding me, I tell them, you want $40 some odd dollars to torch that little nut and bolt off ?
The time it took you to find me in the show room, explain your BS fees to me, stall me on actually showing me this "additional expense F' around" You could have zipped that little rusted nut of already.
F off, get to work, your staling and making excusses now.
Just get it done I said, as I laughed at it.
Little later my Jimmy is done and brought outside, i step up to the counter and expect to pay the quoted price on labour only.
so the break down of the bill turns in to a "let me speak with the manager" situation.
10$ shop material fees ? oh yeah, for what ? what was it the penetration fluid ? the dirty rag you used ? what ?
oh ... the new nut and bolt, well then list is as such jerk offs !
30 minutes of extra labour for the seized nut, are you Fn kidding me !
I tell this guy, I'm not paying for that, I was quoted x amount of dollars for re&re the wheel bearing, stuck or seized nut, bolts are part of that work Jack !
then I dispute that my Jimmy was in and out with 15 minutes to spare of the time that it says in the book that allows for that job. With the 30 minute labour charge extra, you guys are way over and I'm not paying this.
Well you have to Sir or we will hold your Jimmy until paid with interest.
oh yeah, Can i borrow your phone ? Sure who are you calling,
First I'm gonna call the cops cuz I'm being Fn robbed here, I tell them we'll call it in as a "robbery in progress"
Secondly, I'm calling GM headquarters filling a complaint of you inflating this bill.
Well, you can't do that Sir, watch me ... can I still use your phone, I'm not paying this bill as it stand right now.
I was quoted X amount of labour time for re&re of said part by the book "you" use to determine labour rates.
Another manager gets involved, I Fn loose it on this guy !
Listen dude, my ride is sitting outside 15 minutes prior to when it should have been done according to the book and the rate you are charging me, then you have the balls to try and ad another 30 minutes to zip that little nut off, then your $10 BS shop materials fee.
F off already, adjust this bill to the quoted price right now.
Truck went in at said time and came out at said time, that 15 minutes less, including the
30 minute upsell on the seized nut, you are ripping me for 45 minutes labour that you didn't even spend time on.
back and forth a little .... they run off to the back.
other manager comes back and says they will agree to remove the extra 30 minutes of labour and the $10 shop material fee. revised the bill down to the "by the book" charge for re&re on the wheel bearing.
No problems I say, sounds great and you're still 15 minutes ahead of charged time,
no problems, I don't care how fast you can do it as long as I'm only paying the quoted price for the labour on this part as is stated in the book (system)
then as I whip out the plastic, he goes on to inform me that the manager does not ever want me to return here because they are entering my name in the system for no longer to allow any work to be performed.
Really I say, well good for Fn you ... how ever you want to run this shaddy operation is not my concerns today as long as you understand it does not say "SUCKER" on my forhead.
I settle up the adjusted bill. I leave, go outside and about to drive away and I realize,
I still owe my buddy a core charge on the wheel bearing, F*CK !!!! back inside I go.
Where's my old part, I need it.
Oh Sir that's in the garbage already. OK, i'll wait here while you FETCH me MY part.
didn't buy the new bearing from you so you don't get to keep it.
10 minutes to find my part in a garbage can. Manager approached me asking me what the problem was now. Nothing i say, I just need my old wheel bearing back.
Oh Sir, that we keep !
HELLO, McFLY !!!! F that you keep,
I didn't buy the wheel bearing from you, that old wheel bearing is property of ME !
... if you're interested in buying it from me, it's $50 (core charge from my buddy)
So I get my old part back, happy now, I leave, I'm reminded to never come back
and as i leave near the door, I turn around with a smile on my face and I see the
younger lad (service rep that booked me in) flips me the BIRD from over near his co-workers.
Hahaha ... yeah, so I started doing my own wheel bearings since.
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