Frogman
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Alright, Jackass... You think rednecks are low class because we hunt and kill? You think you're superior to other people because you live in "the city"? I have news for you, skippy. If society ever breaks down, we rednecks are like the cockroaches. We'll be here long after your bones are buried and dry. We can fend for ourselves, feed and shelter ourselves out in the middle of nowhere, and in general, survive. Why? Because we're not squeamish about gutting a deer. We're not squeamish about eating what we kill. And because we're resilient.
Now then, you speak of every poor person being able to afford a Mark VIII. Personally, I've owned at least one Mark VIII since 1994. I've had a 94, 95, 96, 97 and 98. I still have a 97 and a 98, both in LSC trims. The 98 is not stock, but you'd know this had you pulled your head out of your ass and used the search feature.
But tell me, how's this for a cheap car that even a "redneck" can afford? Never mind that it was bought new.
I'd show you my other cars, but frankly, I don't have the need for everyone here to like me based on my rides. The regulars here also know of my 08 F450 and 03 F250, both "chipped" and worked on (that, incidentally put down more that "500 HP". But this is about cars, since every redneck seems to own a pick-up truck.
Some of the people here who know me in real life know what else I have for cars, and that's enough. As it's already common knowledge around here that this redneck owns this car, I present you with my 2005 CL65 AMG.
1 of 142 made in 05. That's right. 142 made by the AMG division of Mercedes. How's that for exclusivity? This one is Kleemann tuned, 846Ft lbs of torque at 2000 RPM and 705 HP at ~4200 RPM. 0-60 right at 3.9 seconds... if the acceleration Gods favor me that day, and I can get traction. Would your Cobra take me in acceleration? Yeah... to about 60MPH. After that, your little Cobra is just another pony car, like all the other gazillion Cobras out there.
This car's top speed 219MPH confirmed by some Law Enforcement pals of mine, in a controlled environment. I just couldn't squeeze that extra 1MPH for the life of me. But I suppose a $200K dollar car isn't "impressive" enough for you, right? Maybe you can go buy yourself one. They are dropping in price what with this craptacular economy. I think you'd be able to get a stock, low miles, unmolested one for around 60K dollars now. Then drop another $10K in aftermarket, and you'll be so much cooler than us poor, Mark VIII owning folk.
So... why don't you go take your "nice" car and shove it up your ass? We're not impressed with you calling us poor, nor are we impressed with you bashing the Mark VIII's price. I still prefer to drive my "cheap" Mark VIII's over my other cars, so don't you go bashing Mark VIII owners.
Now then, you speak of every poor person being able to afford a Mark VIII. Personally, I've owned at least one Mark VIII since 1994. I've had a 94, 95, 96, 97 and 98. I still have a 97 and a 98, both in LSC trims. The 98 is not stock, but you'd know this had you pulled your head out of your ass and used the search feature.
But tell me, how's this for a cheap car that even a "redneck" can afford? Never mind that it was bought new.
I'd show you my other cars, but frankly, I don't have the need for everyone here to like me based on my rides. The regulars here also know of my 08 F450 and 03 F250, both "chipped" and worked on (that, incidentally put down more that "500 HP". But this is about cars, since every redneck seems to own a pick-up truck.
Some of the people here who know me in real life know what else I have for cars, and that's enough. As it's already common knowledge around here that this redneck owns this car, I present you with my 2005 CL65 AMG.
1 of 142 made in 05. That's right. 142 made by the AMG division of Mercedes. How's that for exclusivity? This one is Kleemann tuned, 846Ft lbs of torque at 2000 RPM and 705 HP at ~4200 RPM. 0-60 right at 3.9 seconds... if the acceleration Gods favor me that day, and I can get traction. Would your Cobra take me in acceleration? Yeah... to about 60MPH. After that, your little Cobra is just another pony car, like all the other gazillion Cobras out there.
This car's top speed 219MPH confirmed by some Law Enforcement pals of mine, in a controlled environment. I just couldn't squeeze that extra 1MPH for the life of me. But I suppose a $200K dollar car isn't "impressive" enough for you, right? Maybe you can go buy yourself one. They are dropping in price what with this craptacular economy. I think you'd be able to get a stock, low miles, unmolested one for around 60K dollars now. Then drop another $10K in aftermarket, and you'll be so much cooler than us poor, Mark VIII owning folk.
So... why don't you go take your "nice" car and shove it up your ass? We're not impressed with you calling us poor, nor are we impressed with you bashing the Mark VIII's price. I still prefer to drive my "cheap" Mark VIII's over my other cars, so don't you go bashing Mark VIII owners.
