What would you do for a million dollars?

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Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between:Q "potentially" and "reality"?

Dad: I will show you

Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars"?

Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity"!

Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?

Daughter: " Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars"?

Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!"

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: " You see son, "Potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in "reality" we are living with 2 Whores and a Homo.


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