hey thanks for the reply!!!!!!!Hey guys this is a big state...how about some other replies!!!!!!!!
OK..I'm not from TEXAS but I'LL reply:
This fella from dallas was having a party, And invited his buddy from NEW YORK. When his buddy landed at Dallas airport the Texan met him driving a 30foot limousine. His buddy said, "Thats a big car" and the Texan said,
"EVERYTHINGS BIG IN TEXAS"!
When they made it to the house, It was a 90 room mansion and his buddy said" Thats the biggest house I ever saw" and the Texan said
"EVERYTHINGS BIG IN TEXAS"!Then the Texan brought his buddy a sandwich, it was 4 foot long and his buddy said, "thats a very big sandwich" and the Texan said"
EVERYTHINGS BIG IN TEXAS"!Then the Texan brought his buddy a beer in a 2 gal. bucket and his buddy said "thats a really big beer"! and the Texan said(you quessed it)
"EVERYTHINGS BIG IN TEXAS"!
So after drinking all that beer his buddy was blasted and had to take a leak, He asked where the toilet was, so the Texan gave him very detailed direction on how to find the toilet, he was walking all over the mansion looking,finally and he come to a room ,but he couldn't find the light switch and then walked right into the swimming pool and as he was trying to catch his breath, he yeld
"PLEASE DON'T FLUSH IT!!!":shifty: