Need A Job?

[Lincoln Jealous]

i knew i would get your attention with that one, now if only i had a service where everyone would be willing to pay 1 dollar to try, one little dollar, now imagine if i had 50-100 people try it a day, i would be making what drug dealers do. im on the grind now, im trying to create a service where people are willing to pay. does anyone have some ideas what they would rather pay others to do, rather then do it them selves? i know you people must be tired of working hard, or hardly working, and are ready to get some real money. if all else fails, theres always college, hahaha

 

[pektel]

here.s a list:

shaving
brushing my teeth
wiping my ass
jerking off

 

[CrackerJack]

Lawn care? I know a few friends dropping out after this semester to do that

 

[Lincoln Jealous]

here.s a list:

shaving
brushing my teeth
wiping my ass
jerking off

if i can find someone willing to do that for you, i def. am getting a percentage. hahahaha

 

[Lincoln Jealous]

Lawn care? I know a few friends dropping out after this semester to do that

yeah, it seem likes landscaping lawn care is a good one, fall time with the leaves and snow

 

[pektel]

what about being the bearer of bad news? Think about it. No one wants to give someone bad news. People could hire you to give the bad news to the recipient. You.re welcome.

 

[Lincoln Jealous]

what about being the bearer of bad news? Think about it. No one wants to give someone bad news. People could hire you to give the bad news to the recipient. You.re welcome.

LMFAO, out of everything i thought of, that didnt come across my mind, sh!t, that could work!
i was thinking about also like posting a craigslist ad for impregnating peoples wifes that are sterile, i dont know how legal it is though

 

[pektel]

as long as you keep it standard missionary position you should be in the clear lol.

 

[Lincoln Jealous]

as long as you keep it standard missionary position you should be in the clear lol.

well i want everyone to feel most comfortable, plus standard missionary is the best for impregnation i think, i know people would pay, but i dont know if they would know how to find the right people to do it

 

[CrackerJack]

Post an add for artificial insemination, but not.

 

[Lincoln Jealous]

Post an add for artificial insemination, but not.

i really am about too, like i dont need thousands for my sperm, but like 500 everyone , thats enough to get me off my feet.

 

[pektel]

lol @ "get me off"

 

[Lincoln Jealous]

lol @ "get me off"

no pun intended haha

http://providence.craigslist.org/for/1426336180.html

 

[Lincoln Jealous]

wow, these women entrepreneur invented their own female boxing ring, now its a big hit, no pun intended haha http://strikingbeauties.com/

 

[CrackerJack]

lmao wow.

 

[TDUB]

Post an add for artificial insemination, but not.

Wouldn't it be a natural insemination service?

 

[Lincoln Jealous]

Wouldn't it be a natural insemination service?

yeah, im going to change it, thanx

 

[milehighmikey]

no pun intended haha

http://providence.craigslist.org/for/1426336180.html

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[rainjacks]

How about monitoring Lincoln LS forums to remove stupid and irrelevant threads?

 

[NYC LS8]

How about monitoring Lincoln LS forums to remove stupid and irrelevant threads?

:lol::lol::lol: