Two Hillbillies
Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While
having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately
about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman
at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins
to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that
she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies
looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman
shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman
begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head
no. The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts
up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and
quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with
his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the obstruction flies
out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again,
the hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table. His
buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind
Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it.
Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While
having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately
about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman
at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins
to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that
she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies
looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman
shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman
begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head
no. The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts
up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and
quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with
his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the obstruction flies
out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again,
the hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table. His
buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind
Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it.