The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

[OldSchool1]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln v1.2

On The Twelfth Day of Lincoln my dealer gave to me:
Twelve console buttons
Eleven inside lights
Ten factory speakers
Nine warning lights
Eight spark plugs
Seven quarts of coolant
Six panes of glass
Five full sized wheels
Four air springs
Three height sensors
Two heated mirrors
And a five point oh engine!
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[mach8]

Ho HO HO, there's a Christmas wish.

 

[pepperman]

That was COOL.

 

[MonsterMark]

Now I have to find a Mark VII and count all the items listed by John to see if they are correct.

Nice job. Except for that last one. Should say 4.6 twin cam. LOL.

 

[mespock]

Now I have to find a Mark VII and count all the items listed by John to see if they are correct.

Nice job. Except for that last one. Should say 4.6 twin cam. LOL.

Wouldn't be the same with out the 5.0.

I want day four! first right now!

 

[1wykdmk8]

That was good.......:I with mespock......4 airsprings would be nice......lol :Beer

 

[OldSchool1]

Now I have to find a Mark VII and count all the items listed by John to see if they are correct.

Nice job. Except for that last one. Should say 4.6 twin cam. LOL.

You been drinking again Man? Oh, yeah, I forgot ... it's the holidays

 

[OldSchool1]

Ho HO HO, there's a Christmas wish.

It's all there brother.

 

[OldSchool1]

What's ~your~ version?

 

[1989 Mark 7]

that was good! :L

 

[OldSchool1]

that was good! :L

Thanks and welcome to the board.

What's ~your~ version of this song?

 

[violent_j03]

LOL I like that!!!!! Its still a Five-oh though. Four-six just dont sound right.
But I will take that beer!!!! :give

 

[OldSchool1]

Bump ...

... for the holidays!

 

[Brian Williams]

HEYYYY, HOOOO, HEYYYYY, HOOOO! Very nice my Philli Brother. Did your little miss help you with that??

 

[pepperman]

I remember this it is still good!!!!

 

[One_Way]

Thanks for resurrecting this thread John!

It's been a GREAT year!

 

[OldSchool1]

HEYYYY, HOOOO, HEYYYYY, HOOOO! Very nice my Philli Brother. Did your little miss help you with that??

hehehe Nah.
Lynette's Mark VII sits in front of the house under a cover looking good. Her daily is a 2003 Windstar and before that, a 1992 Mercury Sable wagon.

 

[OldSchool1]

Glad to see it BUMPED back up for the holidays.

We need YOU to submit a version based on your experience with YOUR Lincoln.

 

[One_Way]

Glad to see it BUMPED back up for the holidays.

We need YOU to submit a version based on your experience with YOUR Lincoln.

On the 12th day of Christmas the Lincoln gods gave to me:

12 gallons of gasoline
11 lbs of freon
10 car show trophies
9 thumbs up
8 Motorsport injectors
7 more Mark VII's
6 disc CD changer
5 Motorcraft oil filters
4 brand new tires
3 Mark VII show classes
2 SE emblems
and a shiny new paint job

 

[89IggyVII]

Both are Great!:Beer

 

[OldSchool1]

More More More!

 

[MarkVIII93]

Ok ill give it a try;

On the 12th day of christmas my parts store gave to me:

12 wheel weights
11 feet of brake line
10 valve stem sleeves
9 gallons of de-icer
8 spark plug wires
7 NGK plugs
6 engine cover bolts
5 qaurts of oil
4 cobra R's
3 12 inch subwoofers
2 900 watt amps
And one more NGK plug

 

[OldSchool1]

Happy Holidays 2006 Everybody!

Happy Holidays 2006 Everybody!

Please post your version of this parody.

John "OldSchool1" Dancy

 

[torquemonkey]

Happy holidays, indeed!

 

[mespock]

On the fifth day of Christmas the Philly gods gave to me ... 5 Phillys subs... and a coke in an air port.

Was fun going back over this thread thanks Old School... Happy Holidays to the Dancy family...